Karry Best movie of this year hands down!

GurlyIamBeach Instant Favorite.

Melanie Bouvet The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.

Cassandra Story: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.

Michael O'Keefe A polar opposite of say, MOBY DICK! This shark flick would have to make one hell of a flying leap to reach B movie status. Professor Babish(Charlie O'Connell)and a ship full of his students on a boat called "Semester At Sea" are attacked by a two-headed shark and get stranded on an atoll. The group featuring "well bodied" females and useful as chum male students fear the atoll is sinking. That's because a tsunami is sweeping them back into neck-deep waters and the fear of being shark bait looms larger. The CGI two-headed killing machine will begin running up a body count. The acting is so bad, it is not even funny. And the dialogue is punctuated with scenes of bouncing boobs. (Not complaining.) The violence lacks in shock value. The best thing about this blood bath is watching Carmen Electra and Hulk Hogan's winsome daughter Brooke. It is hard to believe that O'Connell collected a paycheck for his miserable role. Other players include: Christina Bach, David Gallegos, Geoff Ward, Lauren Vera and Gerald Webb.

CanadianBill So the basic premise of the plot is a group of students on a school-sanctioned educational sea excursion are besieged by a giant two-headed shark. They seek refuge on a small island where they are served up as a buffet to said shark while often providing eye candy shots to viewers who are starving for anything of value in the film.The good -- Brooke Hogan shows several small glimmers of hope as a b movie actor. She's the only one of the cast really adding any merit to this turkey of a movie at all, but in light of the poor writing and sub-basement direction that's not saying much. There are also several eye candy shots of other females, a sex-implied scene with topless nudity, and a modelling shoot style scene custom made for the "star" of the movie Carmen Electra.The Bad -- Pretty much just about everything else. Terrible writing of a plot machine-gun-riddled with holes, atrocious dialogue writing, producers and a director having no sense of continuity whatsoever nor any imaginative acumen at all. Carmen Electra's character really doesn't have to be there at all, having no visible purpose other than eye candy and one more person running around until the inevitable (and predictable) end.O'Connel's acting turn as the teacher who steps up and protects his flock of young charges leaves so much to be desired it is beyond painful to accept much less watch.In short, this movie is a single star film at best, a waste of effort by all involvede containing so many moronic choices by the various characters that viewers who force themselves to watch it to the end might actually suffer the loss of several IQ points for having done so. In lieu of actual content it relies heavily on the gratuitous T&A scenes, topless shots, etc, to raise the worth of the film to one worth watching, but that's simply asking too much in this case. The only way that would have happened is if they'd turned it into a full-fledged porno flick and be done with it. And even then it would only slightly have been "less painful" to watch.However, if you're a fan of b-cheese shark movies with bad acting supported by a production crew lacking any sort of movie-making talent whatsoever, and you love seeing people run around like complete idiots until they become monster chow, AND you can accept the fact that you're taking your chances on getting one of the most implausible endings in movie history, then and only then... this one is for you and is absolutely a must-see.For the rest of the world my advice is avoid at all costs unless you're trapped at a remote location with a TV/movie player and only THIS piece of crap to watch to pass the time. And even then I recommend you find something else to do.1/10

Dr_Drew_Says 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) - The Good, the Bad and the Dimensionally Challenged.Synopsis: A group of students on an extended field trip of some sort are attacked by a 2-headed killer shark. Stranded at sea and confined to a sinking atoll, they have to find a way to kill the shark.The Good: Obviously, I know what I am getting into when I watch a movie called "2-Headed Shark Attack" and that goes double for a movie of that name released by the infamous The Asylum production company. You are looking for camp value, nothing more. Still, there has to be a semblance of logic behind the script. What I was hoping to find was a silly romp mixed with a killer shark. What I found was some "it's so bad it's funny", but more of "it's so bad it's just bad". Honestly, there is very little reason to watch this movie. Sure, Brooke Hogan and Carmen Electra are in bikinis. Google it and save yourself 88 minutes. Honestly, I can think of a million actresses that I'd rather see in a bikini if that is what I was watching for... so it's not that aspect of it for me that is appealing. I'm looking for laughs (intentional and unintentional) and gore here. And if it's the campy "so bad it's funny" angle you are after like me, there is some of that. The problem is that it's more about how ridiculously the movie is pieced together and the logic of the characters versus bad acting and dialogue. Don't get me wrong, the acting and dialogue are atrocious, but it's more irritating than funny. There just isn't much about this movie that is good.The Bad: Well, the whole movie is bad, but I'll single out a few main reasons why. First, yes... the acting is really bad and the dialogue is even worse. Once you realize Brooke Hogan is the BEST actress in the movie you are watching, you know you're in trouble. That's not the worst thing though. As awful as the dialogue and acting is, the characters are worse. They are all so whiny and annoying and unlikeable. There isn't a single character to like except maybe the nerdy kid. They all hate each other and they say and do really stupid things for the entirety of the movie. Next, the editing is absolutely atrocious. I guess even from this piece of trash, I expected something better. They go from one scene where they are in waist-deep water and then the shark attacks and they are in 20 ft of water... then back and forth. The directors take the audience for fools. Maybe they just thought the movie was going to be so bad they didn't care. Who knows. All I know is that over and over, logic is thrown out the window. The writers constantly put the characters in stupid situations and use the weakest of plot devices to further a story that makes no sense. For example, the atoll (not island... atoll - this is made very clear... it's an atoll) is collapsing and they are all running down a path. Two girls veer off down another path away from the group. One of the couple that sees them says, "They are going the wrong way!" To which the guy replies, "It's too late for them! Let's go!" What!? How about just yell, "Hey, stop! We're all going this way, so come back!". Nope, that would be logical and not get the directors to the kill shot. So the girls run to the end of that path, which leads to a dock... where they stupidly walk out on and... yeah, get eaten. All those ridiculous plot devices lead to the shark killing someone. It happens over and over and over in this brain-dead movie. It's insufferable. The director takes us all for idiots time and time again. I get it... it's a low production movie, but that doesn't excuse massive lapses in logic. Lastly, I'll mention the effects... which are all done using very poor CGI. There are very few practical effects and it's just ridiculously bad. The CGI shots are detrimental to the continuity and made it impossible to edit this movie in any natural way.The Dimensionally Challenged: Okay, so by the end of the movie, I had one question left. Logically, the movie was a muddled masterpiece of disorganization... and I came to grips with that. What I couldn't figure out was how big the 2-headed shark actually was? One minute, people are getting attacked in waist deep water, the next they are saying they are safe because they are in shallow water. One minute, the shark is big enough to smash against and SINK an entire island - oh, forgive me... ATOLL - the next, he is small enough to swim onto the flooded atoll and fit inside a small hut. Sigh... What takes the cake is when one of the girls lights a t-shirt used as a wick leading to a gas can.... underwater. Yeah, I'll end this right here.

david-546 Well I thought I had seen it all. Malibu Shark Attack. A really, really bad movie. Until this one came along. And well it topped it. It was even worse. Was it laughable? Did it have bad lines like in "could be a post hole". Was it supposed to be intentionally funny? Or are these people just well let's not go there. I trust none of these actors (if you want to call them that) ever show up in another movie. Something ate it stupid - where did they get these lines. Something should have eaten this movie. Like the 2 headed shark.Please help. Bring back Ed Wood and Plan Nine from Outer Space. Or maybe Christopher Ray is trying hard to become the reincarnation of Ed Wood. Whatever.Run. Run away from this awful piece of **** as fast as you can.