Protraph
Lack of good storyline.
Comwayon
A Disappointing Continuation
Breakinger
A Brilliant Conflict
witster18
Granted, I try NOT to watch terrible movies, so I'm sure there's worse out there.Where to start? I guess the opening credits. There's some train shots that would look like a 1974 promo clip for the Smokey Mountain Railway, with font and music that makes one ponder if anyone involved has ever done anything in the movie industry. Of course the promo-clip analogy was doing it justice, as the train sequence has many obvious toy train images. Fresh with Astroturf.Of course, Michael Madsen's on the cover. He's barely in the film, but just go ahead and dupe-us by putting him front and center on the best thing about the movie, the cover.The acting here is beyond terrible. It's like a Saturday night live skit, fresh with actors reading off cards, only add-on wooden faces and no enunciation. It's truly dreadful. I could make a better film than this. I'm broke, have no professional experience in front of or behind the camera, but IM CERTAIN I could make a better film than this.The few action sequences are as embarrassing as the rest of the characteristics.Avoid at all costs - unless you're just trying to see one of the worst movies of all-time. Some films are so bad they're somewhat entertaining(Birdemic, The Thing with Two Heads, etc), but this one is just bad bad. It hurts. Not a scene goes by where you don't shake your head and wonder if these people even knew they were actually live and shooting this.8/100 easily my lowest rating. Makes Master of Disguise, Glitter, Gigli, Pluto Nash, Room, Birdemic and Leonard Part 6 LOOK DECENT. Seriously!
efkoren-573-961794
Possible runner for worst movie I've ever seen..I hope it didn't cost money to make..Liked the train scenes, mountain views, nice horses...Script came across as if it was read from a book by people who had never seen the book until someone shouted "A cold Day In Hell,Take 1...Cut..Print"Is it possible that this movie was a spoof? It reminded me of the pasta westerns of the '60's except it wasn't re dubbed in English. Costumes looked like they were from the lost and found box of a C.A.S.S. event that got rained out. I wish I could get two free extra picks from Netflixs for watching this disk :( Good Night, The old guy
imarc-2
I am a great fan of western, even those spaghetti films are making me very excited and love a good ole gunfight but this lacked just about everything you like in a western... but THERE... to be honest the film seems like it was made at a high school club The town is made from some cheesy Disney plaster and plastic one. The clothes look like they have all just been delivered from the factory, the holsters are all brand new and never used and they have silver bling bling guns that shoots like my lil nephew's one. Cheesy soundtrack played on some home piano, very very bad acting, and it was filmed using a digital camera at low cost. This "movie" looks like something some student put on the broadcast website. How can someone do something like this? Even in hell, they won't do this to you...
evan30809
I don't know what a spoiler is. My review is just me telling it like it is, it is terrible. I guess they give the producers/directors/actors and distributors etc. escapes. They just call my very serious comments "spoilers". Blame me for their inabilities!This has to be the most incompetent movie group in the USA!Looks like some body is selling the acting parts . . . for money not talent . . . since there are no real actors in the movie. While this guy Forbes claims to be a director . . . he ain't! Maybe he should get a job farming or something!Did the distributors actually watch this movie before they released it?If Netflix sends me another movie like this . . . I will have to review who I get my movie recommendations from!In summary this movie was so painful that the person watching it with me and I had to take two "butt breaks" to get through it! It was a very irritating waste of my time and money. I only finished watching the movie just to see if it got worse or better . . . I got worse! What did the train have to do with this nowhere story . . . there was no story have you every seen a more incompetent movie ? ? ? Barnholtz . . . this is two . . . are you a masochist? Nothing makes any sense or appears to be thought out!
