StunnaKrypto Self-important, over-dramatic, uninspired.

LouHomey From my favorite movies..

Comwayon A Disappointing Continuation

filippaberry84 I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.

Leofwine_draca This Troma release is actually better than one might expect from the silly title. It's actually a quite serious film, with little of the moronic comedy which Troma are so popular for. What it does have are some quite exceptional stop-motion dinosaurs, which look extremely tacky when they're in action, yet still count for something: an A for effort, perhaps? Although these animated creatures move jerkily and look exceptionally fake, their presence makes the film more enjoyable than it would have been without and helps keep boredom away, as you spend most of the time looking forward to their next appearance.The template of this film is a simple "fantasy" tale, in which little happens aside from action. The only difference being is that this is actually a post-holocaust movie, so some of the characters get to use guns and shooting weapons, but otherwise we're in cheesy sword-and-sorcery territory complete with dodgy acting and even dodgier costumes.The heroine, Linda Corwin, bears little resemblance to the character of the title, and her acting is pretty wooden. No surprise there, as in fact the entire cast is populated by bad actors and actresses, so at least they're all unified in their badness. The chief bad guy looks like a refugee from He-Man and is an incredibly ugly creature, with horrid teeth, yet his imbecile expressions render him anything but scary - just stupid. The inclusion of some irritating little goblin folk who run around making weird noises is also another bad thing, as these creatures have to be some of the most annoying ever to grace a movie screen. They don't die fast enough, let me tell you.As the budget is low, some of the camera-work is frequently amateurish in nature, with jiggling movement bringing to mind the jilted images of THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - except here, it's not intentional. Stuff like sun shining into the camera happens a lot too. Some of the action, including a few sword fights, aren't bad though, and the film has a couple of gruesome touches (like a guy getting his arm bitten off by a monster). These can't save the film from being bad, but at least they stop it being totally disappointing. Poor, but watchable.

radiohewad Everyone seems to be missing the point of the movie. It is a work of comic genius BECAUSE it is terrible. On the DVD the opening trailer is hilarious. Admittedly it doesn't reflect the movie, but I don't care, because I still love this movie, no matter what anyone says. I bought it for a £1. It was on a double disc with "Graduation Day", another film I actually quite like. They both have interesting story lines, shockingly poor production values, terrible acting, cheesy lines, but are still enjoyable movies.She is not a nympho, there are more mutants than dinosaurs, and the man has a mullet, but what can you do? That was the way that movies were made back then. I don't know much about Troma Team movies, but I know I love them.

elvis_costello Probably not the worst film ever, but pretty close. My satalite provided the description 'Various nuclear mutants want to be with the last woman alive in a land before time'. I was expecting a terrible film, hoping at best for a few comical moments, intentional or otherwise, but this "film" has absolutely no redeeming qualities. It didn't even deliver on the promise of nudity or sexual content.I'm not sure if I can articulate how terrible this movie was. For starters I'm pretty sure the whole thing was filmed at one clearing in the woods. Because the 'nuclear mutants' can't speak (or presumably act) the audience is subjected to several long segments devoid of any conversation, filled only with the poorly synthesised music (which I swear at one point becomes 'pop-goes-the-weasel').I should mention that I missed 15-20 min about half-way through the movie when I went to wash the dishes that had been piling up in my sink for about a week. It was actually a much welcome break from 'Dinosaur Hell'. Maybe next time my roommates refuse to do the dishes I'll make them watch a few minutes of this movie.Now if you'll excuse me I have to go re-review a few films, like 'Good Burger' and 'Celtic Pride'. If this movie is a 1 on 10 then those films must deserve 9s or 10s (and prolly Oscar's).

Zeroillusion I read so many terrible reviews of Brett Piper's Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell. That i was convinced that this movie would be total crap.On the contrary it is quite a good fantasy film. It wasn't always funny, but the intro Troma added was great, and the claymation creatures were really fun. I'd recommend this to both Troma fans, and films of mid eighties fantasy films like Gor.