Supelice Dreadfully Boring

Doomtomylo a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.

Motompa Go in cold, and you're likely to emerge with your blood boiling. This has to be seen to be believed.

Phillida Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.

Johnny LT Alien Presence is yet another DeCoteau horror movie. This time some grad students are accompanying their professor on a field trip to some kind of government installation where something weird is going on and... You know, it kind of makes my head hurt trying to describe the plot of this movie. I'll admit, for once, he does manage to come up with a decent idea, but it's essentially a ripoff of other alien invasion movies like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. As usual, the cast is a bunch of pretty young people who can't act their way out of a Maxi-Pad commercial, and I guess it's one of the more watchable DeCoteau films, but that's not really saying much, is it?

JMC4711 No reasonable person has high expectations for a film directed by David DeCoteau. There's only one reason to watch them, and that's a handful of cute young guys with their shirts off for significant portions of the movie. If there's anything even remotely resembling a coherent storyline or competent acting, well, that's just gravy. Sadly, several of the boys in this film don't take anything off at all and the storyline and acting are weak even for DeCoteau. Worse, DeCoteau indulges his habit of using every frame of film he shoots. There are endless pointless shots of trees, endless shots of people moving at half-speed for no reason. It's 45 minutes of story padded to an hour and a half. Don't waste your time or, if you really want to see the cute boys, just fast-forward.