Ceticultsot Beautiful, moving film.

Quiet Muffin This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

Deanna There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

Edwin The storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.

kharing As soon as I bought this for 2 bucks and noticed the tape was yellow, I suspected I was in for a ride. Little did I know that I would be spending over an hour laughing at this movie, and everything wrong with it. It looks like it was filmed with a handy-cam, and the only microphone used was the one ON the camera. I mean, the whole idea is just stupid: ankle-biting-blood-sucking dwarf vampires??? (that line was straight off the back of the box, by the way) Either the lines are too loud or too quiet to be heard. Some lines, like the Old Guy's opening line in the first scene with the sword, have a mixture of too quiet/too loud, because the 'actor' turned their body. Some of the lines just sound funny, like when the girl is telling the police that midgets are stabbing her brother with a sword.Most of the lines were terribly performed, and there are many things the directors left in the movie that are ridiculous. One example of this is when the police show up at the car garage... not only are they both screaming opposite commands simultaneously, ("freeze! hands up!" and "get on the floor") but when they pull into the garage, the car bottoms out hardcore... you'd think the directors would have at least taken the audio out since the only relevant sound was the police siren.Many of the attack scenes follow a similar format: midgets show up, the victims say "where'd you come from", they show their teeth, they bite the victim's ankles, the victim dies. Very redundant and anticlimactic after a while.Point blank, I make better movies than this with my 8MM camera... I give it a 2 for effort.Oh, and I love how the main character's name is Drexel... and so is the Editor's. (any correlation, perhaps?)

blacksun_moh The film is quite simply a life changing experience for until you have seen this film you can never, ever, ever truly say that you have seen a bad film. This film is an absolute must see otherwise you can never appreciate what the people on these message boards and i have witnessed.The plot (for what its worth it does kind of have one) is just plain stupid, midget vampires trying to bring back tall vampires. And the script is so bad there are porn writers in Hollywood using it as toilet paper. And as for the camera work, direction and production i only need to tell you two things that actually happened in the film to give you some idea of how much effort and thought they put into this.A scene with one of the midget vampires takes place in broad daylight, the film is set in Atlanta (it looks more like Texas to be honest with you) so needless to say thats its pretty damn sunny. And in order to create the illusion of one of the midget vampires jumping on a table they simply made him jump of it and played it backwards. They must have been pretty pleased with how this panned out because they used the exact same trick....as a matter of fact i believe it was even the exact same shot 3 times! For the amount of effort this thing must have taken i would say it doesn't even deserve to be rewarded with a spot on the worst 100 films of all time, but, i do believe that it is without doubt the worst film ever made. So with that in mind who are we to deprive this film of its place in history? Come on people get watching and voting, there can't be anything worse than this out there.

Joshua LeMaster If I could I would rate it a negative I would have. This movie is truly one of the worst anyone who buy or even rents it is a fool, the story sucks. Who ever thought of midget vampires had to be on acid and the acting is terrible, truly I rate it at the very bottom of the list. I can't believe someone would go through the trouble of making a movie like this one it was a waste of time and my time. I had no clue what it was going to be about when I rented it and when I got home and watched it I couldn't believe there were idiots making this junk they should have been banned from the camera. Again if your looking for a good substitute to sleeping pills this is great for you, if your looking for a something to blow your nose on this is good for you. But if your looking for something that is half decent this isn't good for you.

polysicsarebest This film is pretty much just a $10 ripoff of the Blade films but with ghetto biker zombie vampire redneck MIDGETS. Basically, there's a sword that exists that can transform a tall human who is stabbed with it into a vampire, as it is the same sword that killed the last tall vampire. Or something. The ghetto biker zombie vampire redneck midgets get ahold of the sword by making a deal with some mobsters and then it's up to Drexel and his midget pal, T-Bone, to kill the evil midgets or something. Meanwhile, the evil midgets stab a redneck mechanic, and he becomes a vampire slave. So, the rest of the film is some fights between midgets and some walking around and some talking and some horrible redneck acting. And a slow-motion backflip scene.I can honestly say that there's NOTHING to like about this film. It's a rare film that isn't so bad it's good... it's just plain BAD. It's just a boring waste of time, with the ONLY POSSIBLE SAVING GRACE being that you want to watch to see how amateurish and terrible things can get. Drexel is one of the worst human beings in history.Awful.