Actuakers
One of my all time favorites.
Melanie Bouvet
The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.
Edwin
The storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.
Neil Welch
I am easily pleased. I like bad films. I like films featuring attractive young women in small amounts of clothing.This film gives all the above a bad name. Yes, you know going in that what you're getting is not high art, or anything like. But, even for the type of movie it is, Beach Babes From Beyond isn't very good.Some people have given it 10. I can only assume that these are people who have had the organs which enable rational thought to take place surgically removed.It isn't very good. It simply isn't very good.3 out of 10 solely on the grounds of a) novelty value for the famous relatives and Burt Ward and b) some of the girls are cute.Oh, by the way, did I tell you that it isn't very good?
capkronos
Some people seriously need to lighten up! First of all, what in the world were some of the reviewers here expecting when they sat down and watched something called BEACH BABES FROM BEYOND? If any title ever screamed "silly late night T&A flick" it would be this one. Secondly, this movie isn't badly made for what it is. The actors are fun, the ladies and fellas are attractive, the cinematography and score are well above average for this type of movie, the plot is just enough to keep it watchable but not crowd out the real reason it was made and the unrated version features four sex scenes, one shower scene, a bikini dance-off, bikini music video montages and numerous topless beach babes scenes, which get the job done. So what if it wasn't directed by Martin Scorsese or the actresses won't be competing for the next Oscar with Meryl Streep? Movies like this should be evaluated on their own terms. BBFB does what it's meant to do; show plenty of flesh while remaining upbeat, lightweight and fun. I personally prefer stuff like this to one of those dreary "erotic thrillers" that started dominating the genre in the later part of the decade.Three attractive female aliens (played by porn starlet Sarah Bellomo/ Roxanne Blaze, late night soft-core regular Tamara Landry and the unknown Nicole Posey) take out their parents spaceship one evening and end up crash landing on Earth. There they pair off with three surfer types, try to find an alternate fuel source for their ship so they can return home and in the meantime assist in helping out an aging beach bum (Joe Estevez) who's about to be evicted. To do this, the girls have to enter a bikini contest, but face competition from wealthy swimsuit designer Sally (a very funny Linnea Quigley), who tries to sabotage their chances. Nope, not a lot going on here plot-wise, but does there really need to be? This is about skin, and there's an abundance of that here. There are also amusing cameos from a lot of celebrity relatives. Not only Estevez in the supporting role, but also Joey Travolta (John's brother) as a guy who runs a food stand and Don Swayze (Patrick's look-a-like brother) and Jacqueline Stallone (Sylvester's mother) as alien parents in the opening scene. Popular Skinemax star Nikki Fritz as one of Linnea's models, who is also involved in the best sex scene. There are also some fun 80s-style songs on the soundtrack. One thing to keep in mind is that there are two different versions of the film. I viewed the unrated and I'm not sure how much the R-rated version has cut out. So be careful which version you watch/purchase.So if you're in the mood for a light/silly/sexy little B-movie, this is a pleasant watch. If you're looking to be intellectually challenged or are trying to find a movie of substance or cultural "relevance" you'd be better off looking elsewhere. Then again, if you're looking for all that, why are you watching BEACH BABES FROM BEYOND in the first place?
rlcsljo
Take the old hokey beach movies from the first golden era (the next is the 80's) and put the girls in some hot 80's fashions (thongs), throw in some very tame soft-core sex, and play even worse music and you have an hour and a half of great mindless fun! The leg and ass lovers of the world would want to have this in their permanent collection! (Breast men won't be disappointed either). If someone would just do a decent job of this in hard core, I would be in heaven.If you want oscar level performances in your movies, your brain will have a meltdown if you even attempt to watch this movie.
sleestaker
Patrick Swayze's BROTHER??? Charlie Sheen's UNCLE??? Sylvester Stallone's MOTHER??? John Travolta's BROTHER??? Batman's SIDEKICK??? What's not to love? All we need is Clint Howard, LaToya Jackson, and Ron Reagan to make it perfect.
