Laikals
The greatest movie ever made..!
Keeley Coleman
The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;
Sienna-Rose Mclaughlin
The movie really just wants to entertain people.
Hayleigh Joseph
This is ultimately a movie about the very bad things that can happen when we don't address our unease, when we just try to brush it off, whether that's to fit in or to preserve our self-image.
Doctor Skellington
Ignoring its episodic origins and taking this just as a self contained movie, this is marvellous stuff, a good old fashioned boys own space drama for those who don't want no cooties.Our main heroes are clean shaven white t-shirt wearing brill creamed pals in the musical navy mold. Space Captain Rocky is a musclebound jock straight out of a period beefcake magazine, who mentors his younger slimmer co-pilot Winky on the butcher points of manly space ship driving with a wink and a smile.Winky is prone to staring open mouthed at the god-like perfection that is his superior to exclaim lines like 'Galloping galaxies Rocky, what are we gonna do!?' and Rocky then assures him everything will be just fine if he only does everything The Rocky Way.All the (two) women are either a mild annoyance, or trying to distract these manly men from their manly jobs with their sly feminine ways. At one point Rocky deals with his hysterical female navigator via Winky turning off her helmet mic. Later he teachs her how to be his secretary, at which point everything falls into its right and proper place!There is also the obligatory gee-willickers kid representing the intended audience who one day wants to grow up to be just like Rocky, and of course who wouldn't.In short, it's so 1950s it hurts.This is desperate to be remade as a knowing gay comedy, although to be honest it pretty much already is. Either put this on when one of your humourless PC friends is over and watch their head explode, or just crack a few beers, gather your friends and enjoy, as Rocky and Winky get their guns out for the boys and together they ride their giant silver rocket to the stars!
Rainey Dawn
I was expecting something else from this film I guess. I didn't realize it was from three episodes of a TV serial cut down and put together into a film version. I was thinking this was a "movie" movie and not a serial. Oh well, live and learn I guess. This is Rocky Jones, Space Ranger! It looks like something I might have watched if I was a little kid in the 1950s but it's not something I care to watch in this day and age. I'm not saying this is an awful movie but I am saying it's just not my thing.If you have kids and like science fiction and want your child/children to watch something wholesome then this film is a good starting place.Those baseball caps they were wearing in a spaceship really got to me, but not in a good way... very silly. lol.2/10
Woodyanders
Gallant space ranger Rocky Jones (likable Richard Crane) and his goofball sidekick Winky (the equally amiable Scott Beckett) travel to another planet to investigate exactly why Professor Newton (doddery Maurice Cass) has pledged allegiance to the evil Queen Cleolanta (a perfectly wicked portrayal by the attractive Patsy Parsons). Director Hollingsworth Morse relates the entertaining story at a brisk pace and maintains a pleasant tone throughout. Moreover, the primitive (far from) special effects, cheap sets, amusing pre-feminism old school sexism, dippy dialogue ("Galloping galaxies!), and a few endearingly clumsy action set pieces all give this picture a certain quaint period charm. Fetching blonde Sally Mansfield provides plenty of spirit (and tasty eye candy) as the spunky Vena Ray. A fun romp.
BA_Harrison
Remember that 50s sci-fi skit in Joe Dante's Amazon Women On the Moon (1987), the one with the deliberately bad special effects, lack of scientific accuracy, space women in short skirts, and heroic but dumb astronauts? Well Beyond the Moon is just like that (the only thing that's missing is a pet space monkey), proving just as funny as Dante's spoofery at times, although never intentionally.Pieced together from episodes of TV space series "Rocky Jones, Space Ranger," the film sees sexist pilot Rocky Jones (Richard Crane) and his goofy co-pilot Winkie (Scotty Beckett) being joined by beautiful blonde navigator Vena Ray (Sally Mansfield) for a trip to the planet Ophesia; their mission... to rescue Earth scientist Professor Newton (Maurice Cass) and his spunky young ward Bobby (Robert Lyden) who are being held by the Ophesians against their will.Low budget and rather crude in its execution, Beyond The Moon offers unexceptional thrills and iffy special effects galore as Rocky and pals blast, punch and shoot their way through the galaxy, but the likable characters and hilariously dated trappings ensure that the whole affair has enough charm to prevent it from ever getting too boring.