Titreenp SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?

Flyerplesys Perfectly adorable

Ameriatch One of the best films i have seen

SpecialsTarget Disturbing yet enthralling

DerpGuy If you watch this movie expecting something like a Spike Lee or Michael Bay film, then you will definitely be disappointed. Bikini Bloodbath is an all out array of jokes, blood, boobs, and slapstick. These guys are either genius or clinically insane, but in any case they know how to make a movie that you can sit back and laugh with. Many of the gags in the film will fly right over your head, but that is what adds to the humor of the whole thing. The dialogue is written so that every line leads to a joke... or a death. Even the fictional band "White Liger", which plays many of the songs in the film, is ridiculously funny. A side-splitting comedy with some of the most beautiful ladies can't be bad. For what the directors were going for, they hit it perfectly as this is by far one of my favorite independent horror films to date.

lastliberal You look at a movie to see Debbie Rochon. Her name is on the DVD along with Russ Russo. Neither of them had any significant role in the film.The star of the film was Leah Ford, with major support from Thomas Edward Seymour and Sheri Lynn (who will somehow be back to do two sequels).The movie opens with Ford and her perkys getting out of bed. Rents are out of town, so she plans a party - girls only. Yeah! Promising.The party gets planned in the shower after volleyball, where Ford's perkys are again on display along with some major tatas in the next shower (Olja Hrustic?) Naturally, Smelly Suzy (Lynn) is not invited. Girls can be so cruel! Debbie is eliminated very early as she is trying to worm her way into the party. The idea of seven girls in skimpy dress is just too much for the gym teacher.Now, the movie is split between six crazy girls having a slumber party, and the football team having a party of their own. Man, do those football plays love to play grab-ass and hug! At the same time, the crazy chef (Robert Cosgrove Jr. in his first film; but he will be back) has been running around with his meat cleaver (Debbie was victim # 4). Not a lot of blood, but some wacky, crazy excitement when he catches up with the girls. With the exception of two footballers (the rest are two busy grabbing each other), it is all about the girls in bikinis.One by one they go down with the exception of the one sent to save them (Anna-Karin Eskilsson) and the one who ends the carnage.I wish they would not use Debbie's name just to sell a movie.

never theless OK so two minutes into that movie, you will like it.you see female breast - a gym teacher that is sexually heisting his student girls funny scenes - don't expect too much low budget horror comedy with beautiful girls soundtrack is some metal that make the movie good to watch some moments are actually scary or and funny rent this when you get a chance to - watch it at your slumber party - really ENJOYABLEfunnyreally funny

jordansky The premise of this movie is basically about, uh, um, well I don't even know. Wow, this is what independent films are all about, bad directing, bad editing, bad acting, etc. But if you enjoy half naked women getting whacked off with ketchup blood, then that's exactly what you'll get. Even the credits are funny, albeit to explicit to post here. I could go and see if the actors in this movie are porn stars, but from the acting, I assume they couldn't even make it to that stage in the film industry. Maybe it was the directing, I don't know, but it seemed as if everyone in this movie was supposed to act as if they were doped up on something and dropped on their heads. And have they ever heard of a tripod before? Be the judge for yourself, compare this to any homemade "horror" film on YouTube, and you'll be more impressed by this movie.I won't give it the "absolute trash" comment though, as this is clearly not attempting to be a graphically shocking movie, just a cheap excuse to show breasts and blood. In the same film.Overall, if your looking for something to laugh and tear apart by the utter catastrophe of this quote "film" then this should be satisfactory for some laughs.