GamerTab
That was an excellent one.
AshUnow
This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.
Myron Clemons
A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.
Coventry
I have no idea how an awful movie like "Blood Ranch" ended up in my collection, in fact… It's the kind of imbecilic and terrible amateurish nonsense that I don't want to waste time and money on, because you just know in advance that it's made by over-enthusiast but totally untalented people. These people, like director Corbin Timbrook, desperately want to imitate their favorite role-model director, like Rob Zombie or Eli Roth, but they simply don't have the required budget or inspiration to deliver a half-decent film. The picture stills on the back of the DVD-cover promise extreme bloodshed, mayhem and half- naked luscious girls, but all it delivers is sheer boredom and pitiable attempts at black comedy. A quintet of uninteresting young people – two couples and a random hitch-hiker – is on their way to the Burning Man music festival, but naturally they have to take a detour due to road works and quickly run into trouble. They pick up a petrified wounded girl that is on the run for a vicious black van, and so they also become the prey of a family of disturbed retards. The screenplay and especially the dialogs appear to be written by a collective of kindergarten students and there isn't even that much violence or brutality on screen. The hand-held camera-work is insufferable, but not as much as the acting performances.
Lara Flannigan
My roommate and I watched Bloodranch a few nights ago and we kind of enjoyed it. It wasn't great but it wasn't gruesome either. Both of us like to watch horror films when they're not to realistically violent like the 'Hostel' movies. Those are so realistic it's sickening. This movie was actually pretty funny. Fairly predictable and somewhat scary, in a silly kind of way.The fake head that the leader of the Bloodranch guys picked up off of the food tray had us rolling on the ground. The acting was somewhat good or else all of those actors in the movie are really weird people. We're guessing, it might be a little of both.Cyndi says she would give it a 9, but I'm sticking with a 7, because the movie was more funny to me than scary.
SaraSmilley
The film makers of this dark, dark comedy, have hit an all time high, and yet also have hit an all time low. Whence we viewed this psychotic comedy, we had ventured into the air of fancy cannabis, partaking of the inner world. At one segment, I bellowed so deeply that my supper was at it's boiling point. Whomever thought up this silly story obviously doesn't care whom it offends. The rape scenario was just eerily real. Those two actors were either very good, or very sincere in their experiences. Most movie makers curve their views towards their audiences. To what audience this scream flick appeals I have yet to decide. Boorish and freaky. To those whom enjoyed this film, you have got to question your own joys. Sorrily, I will undoubtedly have nightmares for weeks on end. Thanks flicker makers.
macscotieuk
Oh my God - where to start?? Quite possibly the worst horror film I've ever seen.The set up had potential - however the makers of this drivel seem to have tried to select bits and pieces from other superior films.So what makes it soooooo bad. - well here goes; the acting is terrible, the effects are shoddy, the script is corny , the direction is so poor that you wonder whether it is actually a joke.Please don't be fooled by all the high ratings that this drivel is getting. Its not even one of the "its so bad thats its good" brigade.to be avoided at all costs!! You have been warned.
