Roy Hart
If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.
Sanjeev Waters
A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.
Lela
The tone of this movie is interesting -- the stakes are both dramatic and high, but it's balanced with a lot of fun, tongue and cheek dialogue.
Kinley
This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
Minas Gr
I Liked the end song very good music
i Liked the naked girls running around and screamingI cannot understand why the director of this film and the rest guys who set it up havent killed themselves yet. I havent seen such a bad movie ever.
Tooooo slow, nothing is happening through the entire movie, we see girls searching and searching... Girls running and running .. Girls screaming and screaming ..
Nothing more, please do not try seeing this
Horst in Translation (filmreviews@web.de)
"Cannibal Diner" is a German German-language movie from 2012. The writer and director of this one are pretty experienced when it comes to gore/horror movies, so the directions this film is taking should be obvious. You may be a bit confused early on as there are randomly two girls starting to make out and we also see boobs, pretty big ones actually, so is this a soft core porn movie? No it is not. It is all about the scare factor, but sadly this one is never convincing at all. The film is neither entertaining nor scary and the ending actually feels like a very weak copycat version of "Silence of the Lambs". The only thing you will see in here is girls panicking, running around screaming and they made sure these girls do not wear too much while doing so. The cannibals look like aborted creatures from Avatar and the makeup work is just as bad as everything else. And right when you think it could not get any worse, then the main girl character is suddenly out of nowhere strong enough to stand up to the bad guys, of course after performing a striptease for whatever reasons. This film is packed with sexual innuendo, but lacks a convincing story completely unfortunately. The characters are ridiculous and they have no background story, no shades, but hey at least they have big breasts. Yeah, it's totally impossible to take this movie seriously, even for fans of the genre. It is a hot mess. Watch something else instead.
djderka
I gave it two because of the hot models ruining around with tank top cleavage and short skirts.To think Herzog, Winders, Fassbinder, Lang, all came from Germany and now this awful film. Hard to believe. The writer seems enjoy chicks running around screaming, which I believe the screams were dubbed anyway.Other reviews are right, Wrong Turn, makes Cannibal Diner look like a student film shot on 8m.The lead actress sure spends a lot of time running through the forest and running though an abandoned warehouse. Oops that is the movie. Not to worry about dialogue, there really isn't any. The girls are hot, and I give the casting director the most credit.TGIF applies here, thank god its finished. Use chapter skip a lot, you will not miss anything. As for the jerky camera no light finale, um, been done before with a lot more style and narration.
commandercohead
I didn't expect much from this film when I walked into the theatre, but it surprised me pretty well when I saw it. The actresses throughout the film are damn sexy, but their acting in some parts is pretty weak. The ending was too long and it had me waiting for the final scene, which then was pretty nice. All in all the film was very well made for a low-budget flick. The camera work in most parts was excellent and the music was great. It didn't have that much violence, only a few well-dosed violent scenes - but some nice nudity. If you are a horror fan you might wanna rent it on DVD - it's not a horror masterpiece, but a decent horror slasher to watch.