bigblackbiz
I mean come on, at least come up with your own title, although if people's brains really die when the temperature outside reaches 105 degrees, that could explain why the south contains so many red states.Overall this movie is less entertaining than an afternoon of Fox News. No need to spend your hard earned money to watch Ann Coulter's Adam's apple bob up and down when she talks - you can watch it for free on TV! I bet there's a Fox News Alert on right now. Go check! Far more interesting than this movie, guaranteed.If you really want some bang for your entertainment buck, check out Bill O'Reilly's audio book, "Those Who Trespass." Just to wet your whistle, here's an excerpt:"Stripping off her bathing-suit, she walked into the huge shower. She pulled the lime green curtain across the entrance and then set the water for a tepid 75-degrees. The spray felt great against her skin as she ducked her head underneath the nozzle. Closing her eyes she concentrated on the tingling sensation of water flowing against her body. Suddenly another sensation entered, Ashley felt two large hands wrap themselves around her breasts and hot breathe on the back of her neck. She opened her eyes wide and giggled, "I thought you drowned out there snorkel man." Tommy O'Malley was naked and at attention. "Drowning is not an option", he said, "unless of course you beg me to perform unnatural acts - right here in this shower."Woo hoo! I'm getting so excited just from reading that! Besides, you can get a copy on Amazon for $0.01. This coaster will cost ya 15 bucks. It might be your only chance to hear O'Reilly talk dirty unless you work for him.To sum up:This movie sucks.Fox News sucks but it is a lot cheaper.Ann Coulter has an Adam's apple and that is gross.Bill O'Reilly is one smooth talker!
Grover91506
I just came back from the theater after seeing this film on itssecond day of showing. It is a very good movie that conciselydetails why modern conservative philosophy dwarfs that ofcontemporary liberalism, which has become virtually indistinguishable from Leftism. After logging on to IMDb.com, I was not very surprised to find15 reviews already posted, and many of the bad reviews camefrom people who haven't seen the film, and 219 votes cast with anaverage of 3.1. These ratings and reviews say much more aboutthe modern American Left than it does about the film. In the filmChetwynd shows clips of antiwar protesters. They are a goodrepresentation of the today's Left: mean, hate-filled, pompous andnarcissistic. And when they have no coherent arguments to bolstertheir bigoted ideas, they do what all reactionaries do, resort toname calling and, eventually, violence. After all, they are so muchsmarter than us ordinary people. And what would we ever dowithout them to tell us how moronic we and our president are?As this movie points out, it is in fact Al Gore and the corruptDemocratic party that attempted to steal the 2000 election. MichaelMoore has a habit of saying he feels bad for "stupid white men",and even John McCain, because they don't understand that theyare on their way out, but it is the hate-filled Left that needs pity. Although they would like it to be different, it is ordinary Americans,not the university or Hollywood elite, who decide who will be thePresident of The United States of America. And though MichaelMoore runs around in his t-shirt and baseball cap, and his phonyworking class hero routine, claiming to speak for the Americanpeople, he doesn't. He speaks instead for those who hate thiscountry and have only contempt for the ordinary people who willvote George Bush in as president once again in a week and a half,despite the attempts of the "we know better" Left to steal thiselection too. In this film several of those interviewed talked of GeorgeBush's belief in American exceptionalism. But this kind of talk onlyirritates and even enrages those who hate and have contempt forthe values of middle America and its belief in Americanexceptionalism. The elite in this country would prefer that wedispense with heartland values and replace them with the smugindifference of Western Europe, and the pretentious elitism ofHollywood blowhards, like Michael Moore. Unfortunately for those who try to diminish the power of this filmby stuffing the ballot box with fraudulent votes, there is a paradigmshift afoot, and they are living in the world of yesterday, where theycould pretend to advocate great ideas like human rights whiledoing little or nothing to help those dying in torture chambers andthose stuffed into mass graves. The truth comes out eventuallyand the time has come, thanks in large part to George Bush, whenall with open minds can see clearly who really cares about theoppressed in this world. The shift is occurring before our eyes,and the American Left has nothing left to convince America of thevalidity of their failed ideas. They have already compared GeorgeBush to Hitler and have said he stole the Presidency. What do theyhave left? There is nothing more they can say or offer, accept vitrioland defeatism. The only way they can win is to stuff the ballot boxlike they have done on this site. Why? Because they don't trust theAmerican people to make up their minds for themselves.With the help of films like this one, and the persistence ofGeorge Bush, the lies of the hate-filled Left will be uncovered, oneby one, until those who promote those lies will be exposed forwhat they are, nihilists who hate the values that Americarepresents, and can be found on any coin, "Liberty", "E PluribusUnum", and "In God We Trust"."Celsius 41.11" is just one more nail in the coffin of the badideas of Leftism. Leftist reactionaries are trying to hold back thetide, but it is too late. I would advise Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jacksonand Michael Moore, in a last ditch effort to hold off progress, tostuff themselves into Moore's limousine and barnstorm middleAmerica on behalf of John Kerry, pontificating to the people theyview as simpletons, about the evils of George Bush and theAmerica he represents. That should seal his fate and the fate ofthe reactionary Left in this country. Then maybe the adults in theDemocratic party will come to their senses and make it the party ofFranklin Roosevelt and Harry Truman again, rather than the partyof Michael Moore.
omriwendigo
I prefer George W. Bush to Kerry as a man and politician by leaps and bounds. In terms of ideology, Bush and Kerry are not nearly so far apart from one another as I am from both of them, in that I am a Libertarian. Because of this, I feel that I can offer a fairly objective review of this film (though I do not care to invest too much time into this).Fahrenheit 9/11 is a mediocre movie that was overpraised by the liberal left in this country. I'm sure we're all aware of its deceptions and of the sheer largeness of its creator, Michael Moore. It isn't the worst film ever created (as some conservatives might have us believe), and it will make its small mark in cinematic history (though overshadowed by this year's Passion of the Christ in terms of controversy, I believe). Celsius 41.11 is an almost equally mediocre film, and though perhaps a little bit less fun it is certainly more factual. Celsius 41.11 is basically just a concise and intelligent rebuttal of liberal attacks on George W. Bush. It does a decent job explaining why the so-called "hatred" of our current president is fundamentally irrational. This is all fine and good, but it is shown to us in about as average a presentation imaginable. Moore does not have special talent in making movies, but he at least has <i>some</i> talent. Knoblock pieced together what seem to be, largely, collections of streamed footage from CNN.com or something. The ending montage was a bit over-the-top as well.I give it a 6 or 7 out of 10.*shrug*Vote for Badnarik! Leave the old parties behind!
