KnotMissPriceless Why so much hype?

mraculeated The biggest problem with this movie is it’s a little better than you think it might be, which somehow makes it worse. As in, it takes itself a bit too seriously, which makes most of the movie feel kind of dull.

Roy Hart If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.

Sarita Rafferty There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

Nelson Strang It's quite difficult to know how to take this film. It's clearly made on a shoestring and is obviously intended to be a bit "tongue-in-cheek", but none of the humour lands, some of the acting is not at all credible, the script sucks and the poor production value really hurts the feel of the piece. I suspect it could work as a mates' Friday night film, as long as there's plenty of beer flowing. If the intoxicating substances are in short supply, deduct one star.

heatherjanechambers First of all, I need to point out that horror movies are not my thing. I avoid them at all costs, but Conjoined doesn't take itself too seriously and that's the magic of this film. I actually enjoyed it, didn't find it too gross and found that for the most part it is laugh out loud funny! Horror fans will love it too - it really does have something for everyone. Conjoined has all the usual components of a good Joe Grisaffi film, like solid actors and a sound plot, and throws in unexpected elements that work really well for no discernible reason. Like, the Ricky Gervais style awkward pauses. They are uncomfortably realistic and bring an ounce or normality to a fantastical plot which adds necessary balance. Sara Gaston nails her role as the stern Detective.

Chris Mackey (guestar57) Conjoined-Directed by:Joe Grisaffi Write by: The Norfolks Stars: Keefer Barlow So,The title didn't draw my attention,Keefer Barlow-who reminded a lot of my second ex-wife,A lot ! Did hold my attention,screamed for my attention, Cut out my attention to the details of her goings -on.Our hero,Tom Long, Deserved to have something extra in a relationship and he gets it, Oh ! Boy !! Does he get them.The good half of any relationship she had, Michelle Ellen Jones, Was so sweet and kept up her half of festivities.Joe Grisaffi as a director has this goal,Focus if you will that is both funny and yet grisly.

Michael Gardner Conjoined is a movie about love, and how it can hurt. Both literally and figuratively this movie looks at love and how it can make people do strange things.The movie is about Conjoined twins, one who falls in love with a man, the other who is a bit of a stranger to love. Once the lovers meet and move in together is when the action really begins. After finding out his new bride to be had a sister, Jerry tries to hook his wife's sister Alisa up with a few dates. It turns out that Alisa has a love for blood.was a great low budget movie that I found to also have an air of comedy to it. It was hard to take this movie serious at times, while other times you couldn't help but get disgusted. I found my self at times laughing uncontrollably at things either said or done, while other times I was in awe of the amount of blood that was being spilled.Al in all, this movie is good for what it is, simply a great low budget film, made by filmmakers with a love for their art. Love it, or hate it, you will be talking about Conjoined after you see it.