Fairaher The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

KnotStronger This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

Brennan Camacho Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.

Billy Ollie Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

awesomeconji-61994 Not only did we buy this movie, we have seen it several times now and it's all thanks to our homeboy Jon Jafari, imagine that. Jonathan made fun of it on his Youtube channel and we watched it, only to be stunned at the actual comedy of the movie. Not the cringey comedy that comes with a B movie, but real funny stuff. That's a straight up fact. If you don't want to watch this movie because you think people would make fun of you for liking it, just remember... Stay true to yourself.The characters were perfect. Vanilla (Vanwinkle) truly showed his acting skills in this movie. Kat was da bomb. Princess had some cool slacks and really looked out for our homeboy Vanilla's love life. Mae and Roscoe were the comedic duo who definitely improvised their lines and nailed it. Did they need a script? Nope. The bad guys on the other hand, not only nailed their improv, they hammered their lines. They were the true stars of the show. The kid, Tommy, was good too. Just thinking about his lines with Dick, er, Nick, will always make me laugh. We love you Tommy.The overall message of this review?Drop that zero and get with the hero. In this case, the hero is Cool as Ice.

zee ...the most awful film in the history of cinema.Imagine every embarrassing moment you've ever had and imagine every time you've witnessed somebody else's embarrassing moment and felt empathy for them. Imagine every humiliation; guys imagine every unintentional boner, gals imagine every spotting of white pants at the dance, imagine every drunk puking into the gutter, bad dancing, flubbed speech, insulting someone who is standing right behind you when you didn't know they were there. Picture cursing a blue streak and realizing your religious grandmother was in the next room listening, just every awful thing that makes your belly churn and your face turn red to recall. Imagine being forced to re-live it all in an instant, and then somehow you are forced to consume it and then you vomit it all back out and for 90 more minutes you are forced to wallow in that vomit, a vomit reeking of despair and chagrin, acidic with the burning wish that it had never happened...That is the experience of watching this movie. It is the stuff of some circle of Hell undiscovered before 1991. It is NOT funny.

SnoopyStyle Johnny (Vanilla Ice) raps and rides his motorcycle with his gang. He tries to show off for Kathy Winslow (Kristin Minter). Small town bumpkin Roscoe tries to fix his sidekick's leaky bike. Johnny sees Kathy fighting with her boyfriend Nick and tries to move in. She's a senior honors student with no interest in the brightly colored rebel. Her parents (Candy Clark, Michael Gross) are in witness protection hiding from two corrupted cops (Jack McGee, S.A. Griffin) looking to be paid $500k.I remember those days of Vanilla Ice. One has to laugh looking at him and his crew. He's all smirk and no acting skills. This is a terrible movie in laughable ways. The problem is that the attempted comedic jokes are not funny and things that aren't suppose to be funny turn out to be stupid funny. Yes I laughed as I shake my head in disbelieve. It is funny to see a couple of real actors popping up in this movie.

jessegehrig Float on! Are we machines made of flesh? Are we one single organism floating through the darkness of space? Truth is a golden statue standing upon clay feet. At Truth's heart there is only belief, we believe and therefore it makes it true. Is this a Vanilla Ice movie? Yes. Did some one write it? Yes, and that author was paid in earth monies. Why do we struggle? Why do we suffer? I throw words out into the ether of space/time and do those words fall or rise? What words can describe this movie? What words do you need to understand this movie? Can such words exist? Does Vanilla sing a song in this movie, sing should be in quotations as Ice has zero talent, the answer is yes. Have I been drinking as I write this, again, yes! Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hey man, you want to see a real crap movie, may I recommend Cool As Ice. Someday this world will end.