Incannerax
What a waste of my time!!!
Nonureva
Really Surprised!
Supelice
Dreadfully Boring
BelSports
This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.
grandmastersik
I heard that this was a film with the band Lordi in, so put off watching it, though was curious.With curiosity eventually getting the better of me, I was surprised by the high production values of what was on the screen, though the story was non-existent and once the band starting showing up in their daft monster costumes, those production values had been for nought.If you're wondering what it's all about, well, so was I, and 53 minutes into the film, neither myself nor the actors were any the wiser. I didn't know how much longer the film went on and couldn't be bothered holding down the forward button to see how it ended, because I'd grown bored with it all before the half an hour mark.I guess the lesson to be learnt from this is that producers shouldn't make films based on the ideas of bad metal bands who dress up like Iron Maiden's mascot, and that viewers shouldn't waste their time on it.
tiskechristopher
I think that Dark Floors had a very good potential to be great. Everything was done very well, the acting, the directing, and the camera shoots. The only thing wrong with Dark Floors, in my opinion, was the story line.The story line wasn't that bad, it was just very confusing. It leaves you wondering, with a lot of different holes in it. You end up asking yourself, "how did they get there," or "why is this happening." It is very unclear on to why the things around them are taking place, and what's causing them.I do think it was done well, although it just doesn't make much sense. I think the viewers of this movie will have a hard time dictating what is happening to the cast. It is a very confusing film, no doubt about that.
backus1611-1
Look this is not that difficult to understand! I'll admit, I did read the posting that Lordi was a band and that they wear ridiculously silly monster costumes, and that the head goon (the completely un-terrifying monster in the garage (who looks more like a hamburger stand chef from the 70's than a monster) can control time etc. and the rest of the silly monsters hunt down loony Lordi's enemies; but even without that knowledge you can tell what's going on here. You can tell it's a fight of good v evil and that the girl in going through the fight several times (look at the two dead people who are huddled together in the hall and see a striking similarity to the nurse and dad. The one guy who knows what's going on is dead and keeps hanging around, the security guard died twice- yes that's probably him that's turned to dust in an earlier incarnation.Anyway, it's not a bad movie. I like the atmosphere and the scary- if you can really call them scary moments. But one thing the movie could benefit from is much less- MUCH LESS- air time for the silly monster band members. The only one they did right in the movie was the banshee, and by right I mean she was a ghost effect so you couldn't see completely how completely silly she looked. So, stick the band members in the shadows, up the scares (I mean they had no idea how to create a scare so instead, they just piled the corridors full of dead bodies), plus a little better acting and better lines (I mean some of the dialogue was so stupid and didn't even fit the scene) and you could have a movie worth seeing more than once.
tyrantcomplex
Okay, where do I start, The incoherent plot points that go nowhere?the cardboard cutouts posing as a cast? Take a deep breath and buckle yourself in because there is most certainly a crap storms a' brewin. From the get go we are bombarded with the fact that the main girl is A autistic and B has a condition, are we ever told what this condition is? nope, apparently the screen writers couldn't be bothered to web search for "diseases" and pull something out of their asses,but that is just the beginning of the laziness. This movie is like a spoiled child with a secret, it never seems to want to let you in on just what is going on, the cast has the main characteristic of being completely without character, making the viewer not give a damn when they are all inevitably killed. The whole time warp crap is there only to make it seem like there is a plot, I've read a theory as to why everything is happening look, 2001:A space odyssey deserves interpretation,this however is a poorly thought out schlock fest with no bite and no sense, the characters are fodder and the monsters are out of place and arbitrary. What vague semblance of coherency is lost the moment they introduce the "loop" idea and its a train wreck from then on in, plot points are brought up then dropped, idiocy abounds and the powers and vulnerabilities of the monsters are all over the place, they can take multiple rounds of handgun bullets without flinching but a bed cart will bowl them over no problem. The end is almost offensive with it re-looping the entire thing, don't bother unless your into mental abuse and all the razors in your house are dull.