FirstWitch A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Erica Derrick By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

Quiet Muffin This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

Staci Frederick Blistering performances.

gorbypirogen This is absolute garbage. If it was possible I'd give it -1 for wasting some of my life

atxapela I just finished watching this on Netflix. I could not watch it through. I was cracking up reading the review of the guy who said it was the worst ever. And then I read some of the other reviews that elevate the movie as something almost Oscar-worthy. They are lying, and they know it. I would not have written this review and just let it rest for amusement ( for a moment I thought the film was a bad parody), but seeing those deceiving review made me write this. I am amazed at the amount of money this must have cost to create such an amateurish product. The religious zealots behind those praising reviews are either lying or have never seen a movie until this one. And I sincerely mean this. I feel bad for the talent that participated in the movie. I hope they got paid professionally and at least had a good time off screen in North Africa.

haneyrussell I wish there was a negative number I could give this terrible movie. The whole Chey clan that put this trash out should be ashamed of themselves. The acting was like a grade school play, the cinematography was from a 1960's super8 camera, the script was no where to be found in the Bible. I had to fast forward to the end just to see what a catastrophe might be there. And it was. Then I had to run to my computer to write this review to hopefully prevent anyone else from watching this attempt to mock the Bible.

Michael Birt Such an important story and so badly done. I'm not sure if some of the Pythonesque scripting was intentional or it just came out that way. In one scene, David, a pale, fair-haired boy gives away his father's sheep and asks the recipient to look after them. "No worries," he says as he wanders off. Other scintillating dialogue includes "...and my name is David. I hate it when people call me shepherd boy." Princess Michal is similarly fair but has particularly blonde hair. Goliath has a strange robotic/cartoonish voice and seems to have an intellectual disability. The opposing armies also have a Tony Robinson/Baldrick character which undermines the main story. It's worth a look just to laugh and point, but it doeds let-down an important story.