PlatinumRead Just so...so bad

Executscan Expected more

SeeQuant Blending excellent reporting and strong storytelling, this is a disturbing film truly stranger than fiction

Benas Mcloughlin Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.

taxidave-1 The movie was funny. I swear some of these comments are from people who just don't have a sense of humor. Or they are too intellectual for their own good. There are a lot of people in this world and have different tastes in movies. Some people like movies that don't make them think too much and you can just laugh at the over the top performances. Take it for what it is, one big joke. It wasn't meant as an Oscar winner, just another DVD to be rented or bought. If you like movies where they don't take themselves too seriously, watch this movie. I recommend this movie to anyone who wants to just sit back and be entertained. No thinking required. No message. Just watch it and don't try to analyze the movie. You might actually have fun.

RaphaelCollin This film was soooo slow, the jokes were soooo stupid, the gay impersonation was soooo old, the "plot" or "story" was soooo boring, and the supermodels showed virtually no skin. The first murder is completely unbelievable - the murderer hops magically over his victim - and sets the tone for the rest of the film. As I watched this, I couldn't believe how joke after joke, incident after incident, everything was utterly tninteresting. And the world's longest unfunny fart scene. Since viewer comments on Amazon had induced me to buy this (but even used at $8 this is terribly overpriced), I needed to warn people: no comedy, no mystery, no skin, watching the film is like watching soccer: a chore. (OK, it has Eva Derrek showing underwhelming T&A at the very start of the film, but don't get your hopes up - that's it. It even screws up the eye candy by giving each model an unpleasant visual tic, like thick bushy armpit hair!)OK, I guess it has competent camera-work. I can't believe anyone could have enjoyed this!

CMUltra Death to the Supermodels is an inexpensive production with a sparse script and a questionable plot. And... a nice breezy sense of humor, performers who obviously had a great time making the movie and a generous portion of eye candy.Light-hearted (How could it possibly take itself seriously?) and fast paced, DttS wades around in the satire pool with opportunities to lampoon models, lesbians, beauty, African-American butts, white butts, European hygiene... and on and on. The movie really just pokes fun at everything that happens to be in front of the camera. It never slows down enough to apply the requisite thought to create true satire. So, it ends up being silly. The only thoughts it will provoke are along the lines of "What's the deal with the spider monkeys?" That's really the only way to approach this movie. It's not serious and contains no hidden meanings or symbolism. What you see is what you get. For example: An Asian she-male posing as a female super model who happens to be a descendant of Confucious and a martial arts expert who had her breasts enlarged and now suffers great guilt over what she has done to her "little won-tons" and goes by the name "Hoo Chee" while his/her real name is the much more conceivable "Hung So Lo" meets her death in all-out martial combat with a large lesbian dressed like a ninja.Now, come on. There's no way to find symbolism in that many layers of goofiness.Sit back, relax and laugh. That's all this movie is about.

TraciDagg I saw this movie last night, my boyfriend thought it would be a fun romp to watch... he was wrong. What I though was funny was the lack of comedic timing, and how long you can keep the bad jokes going... My oh my they just would not let the "jokes" die... I feel for the others that had to endure this... More than than that, I pity the cast and crew... they had to endure this up close and personal.I hate to think that the good reviews came only from the minions of the distributors, but after watching this.. what else can I believe. The locations seem beautiful, but we see so little of it, almost as though the director never heard of a wide shot.Death to the Supermodels is by far the most idiotic, humorless, and unfunny movie I've endured.