StyleSk8r
At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.
SanEat
A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."
Blake Rivera
If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.
Haven Kaycee
It is encouraging that the film ends so strongly.Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a particularly memorable film
Rectangular_businessman
The first Deuce Bigalow film was terrible, like all the other films starring Rob Schneider.I just don't see the point of making a sequel of such a bad movie. It is unbelievable to see how many bad movies are receiving sequels: "Big Momma's House", "Anaconda", all those "The Fast and the Furious" films...Yet, this somehow managed to be even worse than most of those awful sequels, and even by a very low standard, this manages to be something very painful to watch, having some of the least funny jokes that I've ever seen in any comedy film before.There is absolutely no reason to see this movie. This is one of those films that shouldn't even exist, but somehow, this garbage exists.And it sucks.0/10
StephenReviews
I was told by my friend that this film is hilarious and that I should definitely watch it. I honestly hope he was being sarcastic because "Duece Bigalow: European Gigolo" was extremely boring and was a pathetic attempt at humor.Firstly, Rob Schneider is a terrible actor. The only thing he did throughout the entire film was look shocked. He was just there and didn't offer anything to the story other that being a character. This wouldn't be a big deal if the film wasn't named after him but, alas, it was.The first twenty minutes felt very rushed. They just wanted to get him to the Netherlands and that was it. This isn't a big deal, it just really bugged me.I knew the story was going to be predictable, but even every joke was incredibly predictable. I knew what the joke was minutes before they told it sometimes. Not only that, but every single joke is a sex joke. I guess I should have expected this, but I guess I was wrong to think that they might throw something in for someone with more than half a brain.I was also sick of the fact that this film assumed all European people are sex-crazed. The naked weather woman? I don't think so. I know this was just a joke, but it's like if a European person made a film about America showing all Americans as fat and stupid morons (Oh that's right! Thanks Sacha Baron Cohen!)Bad joke after bad joke, I couldn't even finish this movie. I got about an hour and ten minutes in, but that was it. I even had to force myself to get that far.The only reason I'm giving "Duece Bigalow: European Gigolo" more than 1 star is because there are worse movies (e.g. Disaster Movie). If you consider yourself a smart person, don't waste your time with this.
Thats_some_scary_stuff_Reviews
No where near as good as the first one. Not funny at all.Silly humor that aims it self at pimps and big privates. It does get old after a while.The first movie was nice and funny. But the second one was very painful.One thing that happens in this movie that really annoys me is that it uses certain things from its previous movie. Deuce goes out on many dates with different kinds of women. But they have similarities that are not fun to watch for a second time.I found that this wasn't needed and everyone should stick to the first one. I don't recommend it.1/10
mario_c
DEUCE BIGALOW (or "Deuce Not So Big Below" as he was called in this film! Lol!) is back, this time to be a "man-whore" in Europe! This sequel of DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO is pretty funny too, but even so, I think the first one was a bit more hilarious. But this one is very comical either.I especially appreciated the part when they explain how to do a "Portuguese breakfast"!... I'm Portuguese and I've never heard of that (because it's just a joke, of course!). Maybe I should try it someday! Lol! It was also nice the portrait of Amsterdam done in this movie, because it's too exaggerated, but it really must be what Americans think of Amsterdam I suppose! The scene where the cop is lightning TJ's joint, at the coffee-shop, or the scene where this guy says that the truck full of Marijuana that he's driving is to his daughter's birthday party, which is going to make 13, are hilarious and are hyperboles that clearly prove that exaggeration I mentioned.Once again Rob Schneider does a great job in this funny and entertaining movie.