Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

2017 "A Wimp WILL RISE"
4.3| 1h31m| PG| en
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A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention.

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Laikals The greatest movie ever made..!
Flyerplesys Perfectly adorable
MonsterPerfect Good idea lost in the noise
Dana An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.
Taylor Bowe Mcardle Normally these days even bad movies would get a couple of chuckles out of me but sadly that's not the case with this film. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul is an unfunny, dumb and quite frankly utterly stupid. The screenplay for this must have been written by a bunch of toddlers and basically the actors must have made it up as they went. It has so similarities to Chevy Chase's icon movie National Lampoons Vacation but at least Chevy's was WAY better and more thought was put in.Steer clear from this one if I were you, Or you'll lose most of your brain cells just watching 20 minutes
Neil Welch Greg, 12 years old and the middle brother with an almost-toddler younger brother and an idiot-psycho-teenager older brother, is taken on a road trip by his mother who is determinedAfter 3 tolerably entertaining family movies, the franchise has been recast - we have 5 new actors playing Greg, his parents, and his older and younger brothers. I do not think the recasting is an improvement. This is especially so in the case of older brother Roderick who is now played by a young actor who clearly has oriental family somewhere in his near past. I don't have a problem with this, but it does make you raise your eyebrows a bit.The story is dumb (especially the ongoing plot thread concerning Greg falling foul of a large bearded fellow on broadly the same itinerary. I know the crux of the plaot is Greg getting into trouble, but this was just so stupid as to defy credibility.This was a criticism which could be levelled at the whole film. The previous ones were more or less believable, this one was not.Even if it had been funny, I think I would still have balked somewhat at a kids/family film where one of the gags was Greg sitting on the other side of a shower curtain, listening to graphic sounds of defecation from two feet away. Farts are one thing, t*rds plopping into the toilet are something quite other.It was weird seeing Alicia Silverstone, once a sexy nymphet, now playing A middle-aged Mum. One thing stays the same, though: her mouth still has a strange sort of half-life of its own.This film could have been a lot better. A LOT better. But it wasn't.
roryjack I'm 50+ and haven't read the books, so didn't know what to expect. But the whole family loved it. Really funny
bull-43178 AFTER ABOUT 20 MINS INTO THIS MOVIE,I WAS ALREADY SO FU*CKING BORED.THE STORY LINE IS DOG SH*T,THE ACTING WAS JUST SO EMBARRASSING AND THE CHOISE OF ACTORS WAS JUST SO BAD.IF YOU REALY WHANT TO SEE A GOOD DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOVIE,GO BACK AND SEE THE LAST THREE MOVIES;AT LEAST IT IS BETTER THEN WATCHING THIS SH*T.(OR JUST READ THE BOOKS)