ScoobyMint
Disappointment for a huge fan!
Sharkflei
Your blood may run cold, but you now find yourself pinioned to the story.
SeeQuant
Blending excellent reporting and strong storytelling, this is a disturbing film truly stranger than fiction
Zlatica
One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.
kylehaines96
What this film does is push the envelope on what they can show in a motion picture. I will have to admit this film had some moments that were even hard for me to watch.The film is about the group being sent to Hell and in order to be sent back to earth they have to complete the 7 deadly sins.Like I said This is a very gross film. People drink liposuction and there is vomiting everywhere. But there are funny stunts and is worth a watch. This review is very short because there is not a lot you can say about a movie like this.Rated R For Extremely Crude And Dangerous Stunts Throughout, Sexual Content, Nudity And Pervasive Language.1hr 34min/94min.460 uses of the F-word.***/****
Paul Andrews
Dirty Sanchez: The Movie starts as the Welsh lads Pritchard, Dainton, Locke & Joyce manage to kill themselves in one of their stunts. In hell they are told by Satan (Keith Richards) that they can have their lives back if they enact the seven deadly sins in their own unique way...Directed by Jim Hickey this was based on the British TV series Dirty Sanchez (2002) which is a sexual term so as such in America the show is called Team Sanchez! This is basically a film based on a TV series which itself was based on the Jackass (2000) TV series which was also made into a spin-off feature length film called Jackass: The Movie (2002). I have to admit that I find all these dangerous stunt type show's very funny & both Jackass & Dirty Sanchez are fine examples of this unique genre, unfortunately I was disappointed by Dirty Sanchez: The Movie as it's nowhere near as extreme as I had hoped for. Most of what happens in this is more of the cruel practical joke variety like shaving your sleeping mates hair off, the mildly distasteful like kissing transsexuals & eating cockroaches in Thailand to making yourself look silly like dressing up in a purple jumpsuit & singing karaoke in a Japanese street. The really extreme stuff just isn't here, the part when the guy is lit up by paint-balls would really hurt but leave nothing more than minor scratches & bruising (I know from personal experience) & the part when that guy is supposed to have his finger cut off, why did they even bother to include this scene when it's clear he didn't go through with it. I'd say the most extreme part of Dirty Sanchez: The Movie is the fish hook through the guy's foreskin mainly because us guy's know how sensitive our genitals & testicles are so anything that potentially would hurt down there makes our eyes water more than other areas of our anatomy. The bit when that guy has a nail hammered through the web of skin between his finger & thumb might also make you feel a bit queasy. I was very disappointed & a lot of it is just these four guy's swearing at each other & behaving like rowdy tourists rather than the extreme pain merchants they are on their series.Besides being pretty tame for this type of thing it's a bit of a chore to sit through, the constant mind numbingly quick editing is awful & just irritated me no end. Call me a traditionalist or old fashioned but I really do like to be able to see whats happening on screen when I watch a film. The Satan wraparound segments also make the film feel very scripted & not natural like these sorts of things should be. There isn't much blood here although there's a fair few male cock's on show.Dirty Sanchez: The Movie has a few bright moments, some of the banter between the boy's is funny & one or two of the stunts are suitably extreme but for the majority of it this is far too tame & that music video style editing really annoys. A lot.
bringer348
I've been a big fan of jackass for years now. I hadn't known about Dirty Sanchez until recently (a bit ironic because I'm originally from the UK) but I'd saw their myspace page www.myspace.com/dirtysanchezdvd and read about how popular it was in the UK so I decided to check it out for myself. I haven't seen the entire movie yet (just a few scenes) but I have seen some of the shows and I find these guys much more enjoyable than the jackass crew. You can tell these guys are just insane and unlike the jackass crew at times (I still love jackass, don't get me wrong) these guys come of as entirely sincerely insane at times. Just incredible to watch really.
Kalm_Traveller
sometimes you just decide to see a movie on the off-chance it lives up to its TV dazzle...jackass did, family guy (although not theatrically released in uk, don't know about elsewhere) did, the monty python films.....granted with plot rather than sketch shows...did...dirty sanchez did...dirty sanchez is one of those TV shows that you feel will never reach an international plethora of fans such as jackass...however, is still on the same level, people doing stupid stuff, people injuring themselves with gay abandon...three welsh mates from the valleys and one twisted southerner leap onto the big screen in a way i can still not believe...from the cigar cutter cutting off the tip of a finger, to 103 paintballs being fired at a naked bloke, to supergluing someone's nose shut, to liposuction minus anesthetic...this film delivers on a level you would not believe unless you saw it for yourself plot synopsis: the guys die during a stunt, sent to hell, to get their lives back must commit the seven sins all over the globe...simple, yet lets them do what they're best at...there are (unbelieveably) some fantastic camera shot, excellent work with the film during the paintball scene...even the length of the film is perfect...leaving you thoroughly satisfied that you have seen these guys mutilate and humiliate themselves enough...and the fact it looks and feels even more real than jackass just gives it that edge that leaves me to believe that jackass 2 may be an anticlimax...brilliant film, left me in stitches....and them for another matter...it is an experience not to pass off....phone in ill to work and go with your mates before they pull this out of the cinemas...its more than worth it to see the boys on the big screen!!!!!! "I'M HOLDING MIKE HAWKE HEAD!" have you seen it yet? no? go!! now!!!!!