FuzzyTagz
If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
Senteur
As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.
Clarissa Mora
The tone of this movie is interesting -- the stakes are both dramatic and high, but it's balanced with a lot of fun, tongue and cheek dialogue.
Skyler
Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.
Frank Markland
Brick Bardo (Tim Thomerson)teams up with Judith Grey (Tracy Scoggins, from Demonic Toys) to destroy the demonic toys who are trying to bring Satan back to life (Or such nonsense) also on-board is Ginger (Refered to as Dollchick played by Melissa Behr reprising her role from Bad Channels) now Brick Bardo must save his girl and destroy the toys and must not fail. Dollman Vs Demonic Toys is a guilty pleasure for many reasons, the idea is so preposterous and surreal that you end up watching in shock. Also the movie is so unbelievably short that it's impossible to be really too bored and as always Tim Thomerson is fun to watch, that being said there is too much stock footage from Dollman, Demonic Toys and Bad Channels but you never get too bored since there is always something silly going on. Also there just is something surreal about watching Tim Thomerson fight a giant baby doll while rescuing his beloved "dollchick".* * out of 4-(Fair)
Scarecrow-88
The film, as reviewed already by many on this site, is a bit short. It gets on with it leaving little room for us to see built story. A hobo falls from a little child's tricycle and his head smashes the solid floor so hard his blood flows for ages, not to mention something magic about his blood "creates" four demonic dolls from thin air and little bolts of lightning. They are the same demonic dolls beleaguered cop Tracy Coggins battled in a previous film{labeled "Demonic Toys"}..a clown with a snake's tail, a baby doll with a potty mouth, an action figure with a twisted sense of rage on his face, and one of those toy robots with lasers that blast out little light rays of red. Coggins realizes that these toys are simply too small for her to reach within the toy factory ducts so she enlists the aide of alien cop from Artorous Tim Thomerson{from the film "Dollman"}and miniature nurse hottie Melissa Behr{from "Bad Channels"}to stop them once and for all. Scoggins is in this film maybe ten minutes, but is quite good in her way too limited time. Thomerson is the true reason to watch this film for he gets to blast dolls with his gun that blows things to smithereens and quip phrases like "Pop goes the weasel". Behr is here for the eye candy. The film lets us into all three crossover stories to this film's point. It's filler for a total absence of story and saves a lot of money, also. Still, it seems that everyone is having fun, but one can really see the budgetary constraints on the filmmakers when it comes to visual effects. The dolls have some large shots against Thomerson and Behr which don't match well with single takes of the dolls from afar. The film's length also shows proper lack of funding. It's clear Full Moon has always been limited somewhat by lack of budget, but always seem to provide casts with spunk. The film has a perverted sense of humor and if one likes this type of junk might really enjoy it despite how really silly it all is.
MessedupJames
This movie was great. No, not in the sense of great plot, awesome SFX, and unbelievable acting, but it was so freaking funny! I mean, a bum on a tricycle died from cardboard boxes! However, I was disappointed with Baby Oopsy Daisy's squeeky voice, and how there was no Teddy Bar, and how Jack lost his box and his little toy :(. However, I liked Judith Gray's death, finally a movie where a main character kicks the bucket early on. Jack kept me laughing the entire night, all I had to do was just think back to his moronic giggles. Too bad Dollman and Nurse Ginger won, not saying that I didn't expect it. 7 / 10
BHorrorWriter
Charles Band, President and CEO of Full Moon Pictures directed this completely trite, pointless heap of trash. Now, I loved Demonic Toys, Thought Bad Channels was fun and goofy, and Dollman was over the top, but Okay nonetheless. But this...Oh, this movie should never have been made. I take that back. There should have atleast been a Script to go by, not just whatever came up the day of the shot!!At a whooping 64 mins long, the movie, as far as I'm concerend must have been edited to death. You can tell if you watch it. There seems to have been alot left on the cutting room floor. Anyway, The Demonic Toys are brought back to life by the Blood of a dead bum, who Crack his head wide open just from falling off a tricycle in the same toy factory in Demonic Toys. Anyway, the movie proceeds with about 20-30 mins of flashbacks, Judith Grey dies, and baby OopsieDaisie almost gets some!! I must say I am a sucker for this movie, I own it, but it is still BAD!!!!!3 out of 10