Matrixston
Wow! Such a good movie.
Maidexpl
Entertaining from beginning to end, it maintains the spirit of the franchise while establishing it's own seal with a fun cast
Rio Hayward
All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
Billie Morin
This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
Predrag
'Don't Drink the Water', directed by Woody Allen and based on a Broadway play by Allen is distinctly different from most of his other films due to its dated and just ordinarily funny plot and jokes. I believe this movie, which may have been made for television, was filmed relatively recently, probably after Michael J. Fox left 'Family Ties' and while or before he began his last TV series before retiring due to Parkinson's Disease. I have strong suspicions, however, that the play was written in the early sixties, not too long after the time in which the play takes place. One result of this being an adaptation from a stage play is that there is little or none of Allen's visual humor. All on screen business is written to be done on a stage with one scene on stage at a time. There are also practically none of Allen's favorite topics and plot tricks. This is nothing more than a stage comedy, and virtually none of Allen's other movies are 'nothing more than stage comedies'.The high point in casting, however, is that of the fine character actor Edward Hermann in the role of "Kilroy." It's a pity that Hermann isn't seen more often, because he is a gem of an actor. His character, Kilroy, is an ultra-conservative by-the-book diplomat who despises Axel Magee for his incompetence. Then, hit in the head by a projectile during a riot outside the Embassy, he suffers a concussion and acts as though he were the Wright brothers, both of them. The low point in casting is that of Dom DeLuise as "Father Drobny," a priest who has sought political asylum at the Embassy and hasn't left in seven years. DeLuise, regrettably, offers us the same pseudo-Italian accent he's been doing since the "Dean Martin Roasts" and "Smokey & The Bandit II." I like it because it was very stagey, no surprise for a filmed play. Woody has made some brilliant films and this isn't one of them, but its fun, energetic and we see him in classic Jewish Kay/Hope/Marx/Lewis/Allen mode. Great fun. And don't forget the marvelous Julie Kavner, voice of Marge Simpson, but even so much better as a comedienne.Overall rating: 8 out of 10.
merklekranz
This little known TV movie is really a bit of nostalgia for those Woody Allen fans who yearn for the good old days, and a 1970s Woody type performance. Like a train pulling out of the station, "Don't drink the Water" gets funnier as it goes along. The casting is good, with Dom DeLuise a standout as a magician, without any tricks that work. Woody is in top form, playing a character much like he did in "Take the Money and Run", or "Bananas". My only fault is the unsteady camera which at times is enough to cause dizzy spells, and the claustrophobic feel of the movie, since really this is a filmed play. What you get is a 1994 version of a 1970s Woody Allen performance. Expect lots of one liners, some of which don't always work, but plenty are hilarious, and that's all that matters. - MERK
Merwyn Grote
This oddity is of interest mainly as a curiosity piece -- a chance to see one of Woody's first attempts at writing a play come to life under his guidance. But the subject, Cold War satire, seems dated and the project has the feel of a low-budget sit-com pilot. Woody and Julie Kavner come off best as the bickering American couple and the rest of the cast try hard with material that seems desperate and tired. Ultimately this is a slight and only mildly amusing piece of fluff.
jcosper-2
This is a great play with a great cast. Woody Allen and Michael J. Fox at their frazzled best. Brenda Kavner is also excellent. Dom DeLuise is great as the crazy priest.Why is this NOT available on video anywhere???