Majorthebys
Charming and brutal
HottWwjdIam
There is just so much movie here. For some it may be too much. But in the same secretly sarcastic way most telemarketers say the phrase, the title of this one is particularly apt.
Francene Odetta
It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.
Michael Ledo
Two brothers are tasked to kill the Dolvarnög, a fire breathing dragon that kills people who are in love. The bothers are polar opposites. Camilan (Maclain Nelson) is a hairless blond who speaks modified Middle Earth English. He is in love with an elf (Clare Niederpruem) a wedding which his parents forbid. Ramicus lacks the social graces, is hairy, has an orc (Eric Denton) sidekick, and is our voice of modern reason as he questions the ways of the Middle Earth. Camilan has a Samwise sidekick named Samton (Jake Van Wagoner).The film spoofs LOTR and well as a few scenes from "Titanic" and "Star Wars." The names of the individuals were a laugh and indeed I has howling as the film began. Unfortunately like all satires of the genre, the comedy drops off as there seems to be a need to front load all the good material. Unlike LOTR this is almost entirely filmed in front of a green screen with fake backgrounds making this look like a western or 50's film. Considering this is a spoof, that is not a bad thing. One of the better LOTR spoofs. I liked it more than overly crude "Your Highness."No swearing, sex, or nudity.
m-dybdal
there is something very wrong with the peeps that gave this movie a good review ... i mean the story is totally stupid and the actors is bad and they sound like they are reading when they are talking .. there is noting ... and i mean NOTHING good about this crap at all ... are you getting payed to give this crap fest of a movie a good review or are your taste really that bad ... if so .. please go and hang your self NOW .. and never ever do a review ever again.. this really was one of the crappiest movies i have ever seen .. i cant freaking believe it ...please grow a brain before .. you idiots learn how to type .. will work out better for everyone
EdWrite
For a low budget movie with questionable cgi this is a slow burner that does catch fire.Where this wins over similar competitors is its awareness of its audience. Its smart humour is based in solid foundations of its watchers references whether it is Star Wars or Lord of the Rings (OK I gave it away), it's a nerd movie. Still with solid actors like Marsters, Johnston as protagonists and even Denton who projects himself well beyond some excellent Orc makeup effects this film is in safe hands. Luke Perry I would not have recognised in a thousand years does OK but is overshadowed by his contemporaries who provide energetic and articulate voices for their roles.I would admit the guys get all the best lines and the female characters are not as well served in this area. A bit more flesh on their characters bones would have been appreciated. The pacing of the movie however was well done and the low budget cgi effects for the backdrops reminded me of the old Dr Who green screen, which to my mind added to the charm of this movie.While this film is no "Princess Bride", If you appreciate intelligent movies that don't take themselves too seriously then you might just have found a little gem.
gavin6942
An evil wizard, Lord Tensley (James Marsters), seeks the hand and heart of the beautiful princess, Lady Ennogard. When she refuses, he locks her away and releases a deadly dragon, which he controls, to terrorize the land. He vows that, until she accepts his love, his dragon will destroy all who dare display any sign of love throughout the kingdom.As I understand it, this movie began with crowd funding, which was successful, and under the name "Dragon Warriors" went around to various festivals and received generally positive feedback. When picked up by Momentum, it received a name change. Exactly why is unclear, but maybe it was a legal thing because of the RPG of the same name. I am not a fan of the new name, because it makes the movie sound of lower quality than it actually is. But maybe others disagree.There are some cheesy special effects, but this actually may be appropriate for how silly the movie is. While at first I was doubtful, it surprised me with its charm and clever writing. In contrast to the effects, the costumes and makeup are really good. One of the main characters is an orc, and his makeup (or mask) is as good as any Hollywood film.What the film amounts to is a very strange parody. Someone else compared it to a mix between "Lord of the Rings" and "Princess Bride". I disagree, but they may not be far off. The nods to "Rings" are clear, and there are more than a few "Star Wars" jokes. But they are actually clever, rather than hackneyed like on "Big Bang Theory". You can tell the writer really gets it. When the damsel in distress says, "Help me if you want to hold me, you're my only hope," I was in love with the movie. It was at that point I knew they were really having fun and even ready to poke fun at themselves for having that fun.Interestingly, while everyone else is tongue-in-cheek, Marsters plays it straight in most scenes. This provides an excellent balance, and actually makes him an even more important character than just being "the bad guy". He is also the one who ends up grounding the humor. Compare him to Adam Johnson as Ramicus, who steals the show in every scene. I have not seen much of Johnson's work, but he has excellent deadpan comic timing and delivery.Whether or not this movie will appeal to everyone, I do not know. But I feel the nerds of the world will get a chuckle. Again, when compared to "Big Bang Theory", you can tell the people involved in this movie really get the culture and are not trying to make fun of the fans or reduce it to stereotypes. There is a true intelligence at work here that has to be admired.
