Tockinit not horrible nor great

Fairaher The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

Ariella Broughton It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

Jemima It's a movie as timely as it is provocative and amazingly, for much of its running time, it is weirdly funny.

Joel Sandman (Takatalvi) This is literally, without doubt, the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've actually kind of seen a lot. Normally I can also sort of enjoy watching movies that are generally considered as being bad because they often tend to be so bad that they become funny. This is not the case with Dungeon Girl. Dungeon Girl is so bad that it becomes funny how bad it is, and even further, so that it becomes bad again, in a non-funny way.First of all it's really slow and insipid, and secondly you get a feeling that the director wants it to be some kind of an art movie by filming in many different weird angles and have many scenes that come back repeatedly. This is done over and over and over again, and it fails utterly every single time, because it doesn't feel artistic at all, only weird and forced.Another thing that got me a bit mad about this movie is the cover, which actually looks like a rather representable movie cover and which made me at least get my hopes up a bit about the movie before watching it.The description of the movie says that it is a "shocking psychological thriller" but the only thing I find shocking about this movie is that someone thought that it was a great idea to release it at all and during the time watching it I didn't really know if I were to laugh or cry.So if you want to save yourself 81 minutes of your precious lives, this might be just the movie for you to skip!

master5000 In Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (the novel) the alien race of the Vongols are said to write the worst poetry in the Universe, so bad as to be exposed to it would cause your own intestines to burst out of your stomach and strangle you to death. I remember fantasizing about how such poetry would sound like. I still don't know, but after watching Dungeon Girl by Ulli Lommel I'm sure I've found the cinematic equivalent to Vongol Poetry. This film really made me want to rip my own spine out.Still, it was a pretty fun experience watching it though: joking about its extreme and infinite worthlessness with my friends made us laugh so hard we all p*ssed ourselves. If it weren't for that we probably would've committed mass suicide.And to hear that this director earlier has made films actually enjoyed by people, or let alone has made films at all before, or even knows what a film is or is supposed to be - is the the only thing as astonishing as the awfulness of- or even the very existence of this movie.There really wasn't one single element or moment in this film which didn't s**k at levels beyond the Mariana Trench.Amazing! A true accomplishment.

greendragon_0 ...it would be. Can't just find one word. This movie was the biggest load of crap I have ever seen. If IMDb would let me rate this movie 0/10 i would give it a 0. When i first rented it with my mates, i thought, well maybe we'll see the true horrifying story behind this. We were wrong. The movie was clearly shot in a few days. The guy that kept her "in a basement/dungeon" had the same shirt the whole movie. In Finland this movie is rated "not suitable for under 18". The only part that i thought was "sick", were when they showed the guy naked showering and when he made love to a doll. That's it. The girl, stated that she loved him. The "bad guy" who kidnapped her, became the hero. He thought her many things, they had fun together, both laughing. For a low-budget movie this was very bad. I always thought that the worst movie ever were Dark Floors, Epic movie or something like that. After this movie, I can't possibly find a worse movie. The only thing you have to know is, DO NOT WATCH THIS.

Me-2511 I have to be honest, the film is slow and sometimes repeats it self.But if you understand what it trying to say and achieve by being film in this way. it shows something on completely different level. being in that situation like "Dungeon girl" was. it creates that feeling of actually being held in captivity. and time is very muddled and things do repeat them self.i think was not meant to be Hollywood thriller and another oh some poor girl was kidnapped.I was showing you from the point of what girl remembers probley in order that she remembers it. in real life terms, about girl who finds that being kept captive is where she is most happy.but i think unless you can accept that concept this film is going feel dull and very slow.