Perry Kate
Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!
AniInterview
Sorry, this movie sucks
Mabel Munoz
Just intense enough to provide a much-needed diversion, just lightweight enough to make you forget about it soon after it’s over. It’s not exactly “good,” per se, but it does what it sets out to do in terms of putting us on edge, which makes it … successful?
Nicole
I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.
Michael Lysaght
Where do I begin with this?I remember thinking Scary Movie 3 was mildly funny when I was 12 or 13, so I rented this movie on DVD. I was gullible at that age to honestly think that this movie was 'epic', whereas in actual fact, this film is a low budget, unfunny, poorly written, disgusting parody of all the films that were popular around the time of filming this 'film'.Every scene has to incorporate a horrendous parody of a popular film at the time, such as The Da Vinci Code, Nacho Libre, Borat, Snakes On A Plane, etc. The central parody is The Chronicles Of Narnia where they try to retell the story while cramming in too many pop culture references that couldn't possibly be in any way dated in 10 years time. (*sarcasm*)The writers/directors seem to be under the impression that humour stems from throwing in as many references as possible. The same with gross-out humour. It was really disturbing to look at half of the time.I genuinely remember thinking one scene in the film was funny (or rather, the trailer) and it's when Jayma Mays' character discovers the iconic wardrobe from Narnia, opens it and a tonne of junk and random items come bursting out of it and fall on top of her. Not a hilarious joke, but funny when I was 13. The scene plays in the actual film, the junk falls on top of Jayma Mays, and then in the next shot, a fully nude woman comes running out of the wardrobe. Errrrr.....what?Just comes to show you what the target audience (if one exists) is. Idiots with ADD, low attention spans, sexually repressed and entertained by gratuitous sex and gross scenes.Clearly the actors involved in this film needed the cash because I cannot see any benefits on an actor's career in the long run, after being associated with this disaster.
Daniel Ross
I can't call it the worst movie ever, because to call it a movie is to give it too much credit. This movie's so-called 'jokes' are nothing more than a combination of references and outright plagiarism. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer make Ed Wood look like Orson Welles. This is a painful hour and half of jokes that were scrounged from the garbage bin from the writers of MadTV. It's really nothing more than a series of sketches loosely strung together, making fun at all the biggest movies from 2008ish. Oh look! It's Iron Man! Oh no, he got crushed by a cow! Because y'know, there was a cow flying around in the movie Twister...people remember Twister right? Cows flying through the air in a tornado? No? Anyone? OK, how about Batman? He has a growly voice...that's funny right? Oh, what's that? Saturday Night Live already did that...ummm... OK how about Beowulf making gay jokes? No? Death-metal singing chipmunks? hello? How about some Dr Phil jokes, or Amy Winehouse, y'know, 'cause she liked drugs...oh, that feels really out of date? Oh right, she passed away and now it's just uncomfortable...Michael Jackson in the trunk of a car with a monkey? Oh, right, he's dead too. You get the idea, these jokes are like an episode of Family Guy, so topical that the pop culture jabs are horribly dated six months afterwards. This is a pathetic, horrible pile of crap and one of the worst wastes of time ever. I won't get that time back. I will never watch another 'film' from these horrible hacks. Suck a big fat one you miserable excuses for comedy writers. Do not waste your money, don't watch it for free, pretend it never exists. Hopefully one day it will be forgotten.
Shehroze Ameen
I strongly disagree with the rating this movie got. Get Hard (2015) should have a 2.3. Ark (2005) should have a 1.0, But this... it was nice. I think it had some good humor attached to it (the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 reference, for instance actually does make sense, and made for good laughs in my opinion). Among other things, it had a plot and didn't needlessly generate discordance (hey, since we're speaking of spoilers, I'll put in a spoiler for people - Will Farrell's Get Hard. period).Point being, it's a lampoon of movies which came out at the time. And overall, it handled those lampoons quite well, and where it succeeded was making me feel relaxed and not perturbed (Will Farrell's Get Hard, people). So, jokes apart, watch it. It is epic in its own silly way, and it doesn't shirk away from what it intended to do - it's a lampoon, and that was how it was intended to be.
Aaron Cunningham (turtledrum13)
I recall pushing through the theater exit and thinking, "that was the worst movie I've ever seen." I was a little bit confused about what had just happened, and that none of my friends seemed to share my sentiments, but I was too deep in shock to think much of it. The memory of that day quickly faded, and I was able to resume normal life thereafter......Seven years later and I'm hit with a moment of deja vu. I had just seen a preview for one of the Scary Movies (2 I think?), and my mind started scanning through all the crappy films I'd ever endured. For the life of me, I could not think of this title, but I was so positive in my disgust that I began searching for it -- starting with IMDb's list of the worst 100 movies of all time. I began at the #1 spot, passed a Paris Hilton flick along the way, and finally landed on #53, Epic Movie. THAT WAS IT.Epic Movie! I knew the title was just as abysmal as the content! The funny thing is, I haven't seen any of the movies ranked lower than this. It's officially the worst movie I've ever seen. Since I'm obliged to say why it's so bad: The jokes are distasteful for any age group, the parodies are weak, the cast literally could not be worse together, and the plot is so aggravatingly predictable and boring (from what I can remember -- I refuse to watch it again).Congratulations to my brain's waste management system. It erased this title clean out of my head. Two thumbs down. Would not recommend.