Diagonaldi
Very well executed
Ogosmith
Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.
Robert Joyner
The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one
Asad Almond
A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.
thewayofthesloth
There are 2 actors running around in booty-pajamas throughout most of the movie! that's all i think i really need to say. You have to look at it and laugh at it like it's the kid with headgear in your 4th grade class.The humor is downright stupid, which makes it absolutely hilarious. Especially since Tori Spelling was in it but preferred to have absolutely no credit for it. While I admit the beginning can be a little slow, you have to appreciate their love of Smirnoff Ice, and their terrible attempts to take over the world.Also, as soon as Croker hits the scene, it's well worth the wait. it gets better EVERY time i see it, no kidding.
dantown
This movie has a lot of promise. It failed. I love a movie where Tori Spelling just looks beautiful, yet does not speak. She is so magnetically attractive. Yet---she speaks. Speaking is a bad habit for little old Tori. I guess Tori Spelling is the female version of Tom Cruise. This movie is a sorry mess, where an actor who just yells is given more than twenty minutes of screen time: namely Croaker. The lead actor, what's his name, the loser/fry cook, is actually interesting. Also, Dietrich Bader, provides acting ability, otherwise absent from this movie. Bader is far superior to this mess. This is a goofy movie that fails to be goofy. It is a failure. Michael Weston, the fry cook/loser, is acceptably good enough as the 20-something guy. The amateur acting throughout this film is not acceptable. This kind of movie-making actually vaulted the series Star Trek to fame. I am cool with that.
Rob_Taylor
There really isn't much to say about this "film". It has the odd smile or chuckle moment, but on the whole it's bland, predictable and generally pretty dull.The only reason I gave it three out of ten was for the annoyingly catchy jingle (which I hope I will forget soon....please God!). Otherwise its junk. Or mostly junk, interspersed with adverts for Smirnoff Ice.The lead characters give OK performances, but they really don't have anything much to work with.Best advice: Avoid it like a dentist's appointment. Or better yet, make a dentist's appointment instead of watching it.
dunc3571
Anyone who doesn't think this movie is hilarious needs to go to the hospital and have the stick removed from their ass. You have to go into this movie not expecting anything spectacular. I watch this every time it comes on and have recommended to all of my friends. I immediately receive phone calls from them after they watch it and they are usually laughing so hard they can hardly talk. I have to say that my favorite character is Croaker. The way he thinks he's still a giant when he gets to earth is one of the funniest damn things I have ever seen in my life. All I have to say is two aliens that come to earth to behead the entire race and become addicted Smirnoff Ice and nudies is comic genius. "Only an asshole, Croaker!!!!"