Inclubabu
Plot so thin, it passes unnoticed.
Marketic
It's no definitive masterpiece but it's damn close.
Doomtomylo
a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.
SeeQuant
Blending excellent reporting and strong storytelling, this is a disturbing film truly stranger than fiction
frankie-31922
Some of my friends sometimes say, "have you ever seen such a film, it is really bad?" I tell them to go away and watch this film, then come back and tell me just how bad their film was again. So far 100% have come back to tell me that compared to this "film", their film was actually brilliant!
ciaran-smith12
I'm a huge fan of the Coen brothers and when i stumbled across this i thought to myself "oh my god how did i manage to miss the fact they were making a British gangster film" due to the fantastic script.Once i jumped on here I felt foolish as it wasn't Joel & Ethans work but that of an up and comer Manish Patel.Snappy scriptinventive camera work incredible acting from a host of first time actors. Mind Blowing twistGO SEE!!!
laedawson
This film is hilarious. Everything about it is dreadful. From the young gangster's wife who, despite being filthy rich and living in Dover, seems to be unable to make it to her dreamland of France (oooo, I wonder what the people are like over there? What, about an hour away from your house?) to the post production dubbing and disturbingly wooden acting. There isn't a plot. There isn't a soundtrack as they seem to only have the rights to one song. The comedy value sort of makes it worth watching but actually it isn't worth watching, I don't want to take the blame for subjecting you to it. It's also mildly racist, but the waterboarding scene is much funnier than anything I've seen for a long while. The one thing that could make it worse would be the presence of Danny Dyer. But not much.
Capisce100
In the annals of cinema failure, ladies and gentlemen I present to you the most accomplished of them all. In virtually every aspect this mammoth farce of a film shocks the viewer to the core. At no point are any of the actors, and I use the term 'actors' loosely here, believable or appear interested in being in the film. The camera work is deranged, the dialogue as cheesier than a cheesy wotsit and the plot as about as interesting as cutting your garden lawn with nail clippers. A cringe fest that makes nay sense. Those that have given this garbage full marks are either related to, or friends of the film makers and the cast or simply chavs that expect the very basics when it comes to movie entertainment and would Cool As Ice a milestone in film making. I hope the 'dodgy one' stops thinking he's a top OG and begin to act, yes act, his age and station in life. However, as others have mentioned, a big shout out to Pete who stole the show with his gnashers.