Exoticalot
People are voting emotionally.
Supelice
Dreadfully Boring
Phillipa
Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.
garyb04
I wasn't expecting much when I got this from Netlfix,especially after reading a review of it on bad movies.org.I don't know if the filmmakers were trying for a Troma-type movie or what,but they succeeded in making a silly/stupid one.I got tired of the "Cut the frabber-jabber" and the hillbillies over-overacting every chance they could after the first 20 minutes.I know they were going for laughs and they did succeed in a few scenes,but after a while,it was annoying.Very annoying.And the guy playing Waldo was annoying.Even Eddie Deezen was never that annoying! The girls looked good,of course,but,is that all?? For some,maybe.I guess it's good to check it out once,if you want to spend 80 minutes of your life,but,also,I guess that's not a bad thing either.There are worse things to spend it on,right?? Right??? So,sit back,have a few beers and enjoy! Make fun of it,if you like.God knows there's plenty of stuff to make fun of.There are no big stars in it.No special effects.Bad jokes.Low budget.The alien comes from a planet of vegetables???? Huh??? Check it out..Maybe you won't hate yourself in the morning...
barnthebarn
Same story really...Titan productions (Charles Band label) release awful Gorman Bechard movie that has extremely low production values, largely terrible acting, horrid script and is generally terrible.Toni Whyte as Kelly is rather delightful in (two) small roles but she never did anything else. To be honest she is the only decent thing about this crass, ludicrous excuse of a movie. Bechard is a talentless hack who was presumably only lucky enough to have films released by Full Moon because they are greedy. Having said that I'd be surprised if his three films released by them actually made much return. Best aspect of this film? The classy artwork on the DVD sleeve.
allrealityisvirtual
Most people fail to see the charm of this little movie, but I think its just misunderstood. Sure the script is cheesy, the acting overdone, the music B-grade porn and the vegetable suits aren't fooling anybody (we know there's humans under that green makeup!) but that is the point. This is a movie about vegetables, made by vegetables, that explores the ultimate vegetable fantasy - having sex with every human woman in town. In order to fully understand things from a vegetable's point-of-view you must become a vegetable yourself; be it from drink, drugs or days of sleep deprivation.Need further help achieving the appropriate level of braindeadliness? Check out psycho_sapiens' Galactic Gigolo drinking game on the message board! Irresistible broccoli, incestuous hasidic rednecks, gangster stooges, gonzo journalists, perverted cameramen, sex and boobies - this movie has everything! 2 thumbs up, just remember to switch your brain off first.
Panos Kalos
Painfully horribly awful. It looks like seven people from the cast voted for it. The only reason this movie hasn't made the worst 100 is simply because not enough people were bored enough to see it.I had a habit of collecting used unheard off B movies and bought this movie maybe 6 years ago. I finally saw the whole thing 2 weeks ago. Why? Because I couldn't sleep. If you're suffering from insomnia this movie is for you. The story line is stupid, the characters are ridiculously unentertaining and the acting is worse than what you could expect to see at a school play.Out of all the bad movies I have in my collection (and there are a lot) next to the one with the tag line "All the teachers wanted to FLUNK her" this has got to be the absolute worse movie I've ever seen.On the plus side I did end up getting a good nights sleep.
