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HottWwjdIam There is just so much movie here. For some it may be too much. But in the same secretly sarcastic way most telemarketers say the phrase, the title of this one is particularly apt.

SanEat A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

Ariella Broughton It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

djfrost-46786 I grew up on this movie. Seen it over and over again as a kid growing up. Shame on me that I never knew that Marlboro Man was Don Johnson. Micky I always thought in this movie looked and sounded like Bruce Willis. Today I still think so. That being said, I'm sad to say this is just an average movie.

diogo gomes Yes its your tipical action full of cool dudes and cool bikes and boobs and fights and all that stuff we all love from 80/90s action movies.. and yes is dumb. But so what?? when u choose to watch a movie like this i know where u getting in. Its not oscar material, of course not, but its fun. Grab some beers and have fun watching Mickey and Don ridding some awesome Harleys while fighting drug lords.

NateWatchesCoolMovies There are some movies that perfectly encapsulate the late 80's, early 90's epitome of trash bag, chromed up, machismo soaked, violently silly over the top theme park ride vibe of the action genre at that time. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man is a perfect example of that. It's a down and dirty sleazeball flick that is just so fun. Mickey Rourke plays Harley, a biker cowboy on a steel horse who makes his way back to a slightly futuristic LA to reconnect with his old barfly friends, including the rodeo riding Marlboro Man (Don Johnson). Rourke claims he only did this one for the dough, but I call bullshit. He has such a ball with his leathery tan, cocky prick attitude and spiked hair it's impossible he wasn't invested, even in a purely camp form. Don Johnson is slick and deadly as his trigger happy buddy Marlboro. Between quips, fist and gunfights, smoking and boozing, they try to exact revenge on the tyrannical big city banker (Tom Sizemore) who laid waste to their friends inner city bar. Sizemore is no stranger to dangerous, mean spirited roles, and he plays the megalomaniac financier with a razor sharp, homicidal calm that's giddily entertaining. A young Tia Carrere shows up as his sultry assistant, as well as work from Daniel Baldwin, Kelly Hu, Vanessa Angel and Chelsea Field. It's no smart action flick, but it's a brutal, tongue in cheek modern western with dusty, broken glass and whiskey soaked style that will entertain anyone who has nostalgia for that era of action movies.

sikkwolf Look, anyone who says they didn't like this movie, is either a self righteous fat chick, or has no ability to appreciate film. On the surface this is a pretty standard "dim look into the very near future" kinda movie, a style that was beaten dry in the late 80's and early 90's. But if you really watch this, and really pay attention, you get way more than what you bargained for. It's not gonna win any awards, don't get me wrong, but it's a fantastic film As has already been stated repeatedly here, the film is so laden with testosterone that watching twice in one day may double you sex drive for a week on top of instigating the formation of a few new active hair follicles. The fight scenes are overacted, the dialog is too snappy for real life, and the characters are so god damned tough you'll look up to them for the rest of your life. Characters, mind you, who couldn't have been casted better, Don Johnson and Mickey Rourke really bring this piece of true performance art together. Not to mention watching "Bobby Sixkiller" from "The Renegade"... You know what, just watch it.