ThiefHott
Too much of everything
SmugKitZine
Tied for the best movie I have ever seen
InformationRap
This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.
Mandeep Tyson
The acting in this movie is really good.
TheNugget
If there's anything on the shopping channels on TV watch it instead of wasting your time with this, meant to be a comedy???? I didn't laugh once just a little smile at the naked boobs other than that cant say anything good about this movie. Had the potential to be funny but just didn't cut it. Don't even think Bravo would have put it on their channel Full of fake boobed women acting like the sex an the city characters but much worse! Please please please don't bother!!! Like the 40 thousand so poor people who have on Extra Torrent!!!! Don't even know why I'm bothering to write a review on something so bad, if you want comedy watch The Inbetweeners Movie haven't laughed so much since the first hangover movie
PatrickDice
Writer/director Paul Sapiano does it again in his new film, Hollywood Sex Wars. A follow up to his cult hit, The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down, Sapiano delivers a comedic punch that will appeal to Hollywood hipsters, small town suburbanites, and everyone in between!Based on actual experiences, we follow Johnny Eyelash, a suave, sophisticated player - maybe the coolest dude in Hollywood. He leads a group of hapless guys looking for action, through the minefield of love and the trenches of sex and straight into the wars that go on every night in Hollywood. Ya' know the war...guys lookin' to score and chicks lookin' for more! Hollywood Sex Wars! The guys' opposition is fierce, though! These sexy girls are no easy match for this rag tag group ofnew recruits. Big Wendy, Little Wendy, and the rest of the ladies' crew have gotten together to form their own sort of trade union, so that together they can use their sexuality to combat the guerrilla tactics that Johnny Eyelash and his protégés have unleashed against them.What ensues becomes a battle of keen wits, small bits and big t*ts.Do yourself a favor and watch it now. You'll be glad you did.And hey, there are tons of hot chicks in this movie! What more could you want?!?!?!
valeriewv
There is something about living in Los Angeles that makes you want to shred it into a million pieces. I can't count the number of apocalyptic films I've seen recently that took turns completely tearing it apart. This isn't an endtimes flick, but it can't resist the urge of taking aim at the city. The result is absolutely hilarious.Anyone who doesn't think the characters have sufficient depth to be believable has never been to Los Angeles. The scene where the guy chops up a Barbie to illustrate what LA girls are under the cute clothes, shoes, implants, makeup and hair is iconic, and so is the scene where the girls are doing yoga in high heels and talking about how men are just like dogs. While thousands of kids are out protesting the role corporations have come to play in our lives, there is a whole culture of people who neither know nor care about current events.Fortunately for all of us, these people are too busy hooking up to ever vote.
pamelanpch
A lot of movies have tried to portray the sort of characters that one sees in Hollywood Sex Wars without much success. Somehow, this comedy manages to make everyone come out looking human. Yes, the situations are extreme and often hilariously ridiculous, but even the craziest characters come out looking human, which adds the missing degree of realism.The writing is smart, but the jokes range from insidery to lowest common denominator, so there is a little something for everyone to enjoy. Some people have said this isn't a very good date movie, but I think it is, even if the couple watching enjoy it for altogether different reasons.
