Nonureva
Really Surprised!
Tayloriona
Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.
Tyreece Hulme
One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.
Coventry
I dated a girl from North Yorkshire for a while and, let me tell you, the alleged local characters in this film are a lot more civilized and sophisticated than the real inhabitants of that region! Just kidding, of course, Yorkshire people are very nice and the city of York itself is a highly recommended place to visit. What we have here is a straightforward and unmistakable UK-version of "2000 Maniacs", and thus another umpteenth gory horror flick dealing with deranged, bloodthirsty and drooling hillbillies slaughtering a bunch of (somewhat) innocent people unfortunate enough to be passing through the village. I promised myself I wouldn't be watching derivative horror flicks like these for a while, but I seem to be drawn to them like flies to; - you know. "Inbred" is the type of film that exactly does what it promises on the tin, and in case you expected anything more, else or better, you only have yourself to blame. The film still starts off rather slow and tedious, with overlong and too detailed introductions of lead characters you know are going to die violently anyways, but once around the 45' mark, "Inbred" is an unrelentingly engrossing and trashy splatter flick. Four juvenile delinquents and their two counsellors are on a reform trip up in Northern Yorkshire. They deserve everything what's coming to them, since nobody should be as dumb to rent a cabin in a village called "Mortlake" or visit the local tavern that is named "The Dirty Hole". After being served lemonade that tastes like urine (it probably is urine) and hairy pork scratchings, the young thugs run into trouble with the locals and all hell breaks loose. If you're a fan of gore & filth, you simply must appreciate most of the butchering in "Inbred". The hicks, joyously led by hyperactive Seamus O'Neill, murder some of their victims live on stage during a sort of freaky circus show and there's plenty of bloodshed via shotguns, speeding vans, landmines and bear traps. The CGI isn't always convincing, but the gore certainly is extreme and repulsive! The mandatory banjo-music and folklore songs are naturally present as well, and the ending is much bleaker and nihilistic than I expected. Writer/director Alex Chandon will obviously never win any major film awards, but "Inbred" at least proves that he has enormously developed already since "Cradle of Fear" in 2001. That film was gross and sickening too, but even more dumb, amateurish and annoying. Recommended, but not whilst you're eating!
bizzywiththefizzy
This was another Horror Channel late night feature. Horror Channel can be a bit hit and miss, but occasionally you get a few nice, low budget British horror ('Stalled' is a good example of a super low budget Brit horror that they've shown and was a pleasant surprise).I started out quite happy, as it had legendary UK Scream Queen Emily Booth in the opening scenes. Sadly, this was just a brief cameo.It's your standard issue cannibal-hillbilly-gang-hunts-kills-and eats-dumb-kids gorefest, just set in Yorkshire rather than the woods of West Virginia, and it's crap.If you've ever seen League of Gentlemen, you'll immediately see this is a rip off of the villagers of Royston Vasey (they even use the 'you can never leave' line and blatant use of Papa Lazarou's black face and outfit).They used a fair bit of expensive CGI together with old school effects and the deaths by horse and muck spreader were quite creative, but the kids and social workers in peril were irritating and so you don't really care if they live or die. If you want a semi decent British horror about young offenders in peril, go watch 'Wilderness' instead. It's not perfect, but it's 'Casablanca' compared to this.You might dig it if you're absolutely wasted on home brewed vodka, just make sure it's not just watered down pee.Even 'Wrong Turn 6' was better than this, and that was abysmal.
Di Bobi
At first glance you get a few flat cliché characters, such as a hilarious "British bully"-type guy, a shy emo girl, an adult man who can't get the kids in control and tries to connect with them to no avail... It's not too bad the chemistry of the characters, but certainly not the best, it does the job to keep the plot watchable until the real stuff we came to watch starts.Anyways those characters encounter some problems, you've seen it in countless other movies - GPS loses their location (which was realistic because I had a similar experience the one time I visited the UK and had to drive slightly out of London) - phones get lost somewhere, the locals are sketchy. Convenient!But after a long and boring beginning and bland character backstory introduction and interaction - the fun begins. And I tell ya, there's quite a few laughs in that movie, the ending part made it worth watching trough all the boring stuff - no question about it. I won't spoil the fun, but fun it is.If you enjoy dark humor - this is pretty good! They could have gotten a bit more creative and in-depth with the kills, but were still quite out of the box to an extent.So if you fancy some gore and a few laughs - you should check it out. Feel free to skip trough to the fun stuff - as the rest is just filler that doesn't really add anything to the experience.
msorgan
I watched this movie with a friend. We watch ton's of movies of all genre every weekend and enjoy all types of horror, horror comedy, horror fantasy, horror horror and on and on and on but..... This movie gave us an ulcer. We kept looking at each other saying Why, why what, why stupid, why ugh it was frustrating. Characters in the movie are supposed to know "hey were in trouble let's sort this out" but they don't. No survival instinct at all. Since they couldn't seem to figure out "hey were in trouble let's get out of here" I really ended up not caring what happened so I just ended up screaming at the TV "hey your in trouble get out of there" to no avail. All right fine whatever I guess your all too stupid or something?
