Titreenp SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?

SincereFinest disgusting, overrated, pointless

Billie Morin This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows

Roy Hart If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.

martaborows Jackass 3(D) was humorous, disturbing, and urged you to vomit. Oh, and there was also a lot of d**k. Ladies, if you feel that you have seen a plethora of "the girls" in films and want to see some more manly parts, go see J*ck*ss 3. The decision of whether it impresses or not, I will leave up to you.Most films in theatres have some sort of plot accompanied by rising action, crisis, falling action, etc. J*ck*ss 3(D) is essentially a bunch of clips pasted together, lacking a story. Depending on what you look for in a film and what you expect out of this movie, your opinion will vary. Although, I must say, it was nice to get out and see something that was straight humour – it made me leave in an upbeat mood with nothing to think about but which stunt was my favourite.What I regret is seeing the film in 3D. You would think it would make a difference in a prank movie, but really, there wasn't anything that did. The three bucks I spent (again) on those 3D glasses (because some f***ing assholes will not let you reuse your old ones, prompting you to buy them every time) would have been better spent on a day pass for parking (whilst being the owner of a parking pass).Since it's almost impossible to review this movie without revealing some of what happens, be aware that what follows is considered as spoiler alert, so don't read it if you don't wanna hear about it before you see it. But even if you do, I won't reveal that much. SPOILER ALERTSo really, what would a J*ck*ss movie be without a real j*ck*ss? With the classic game of pin the tail on the donkey morphed into a Jackass stunt, Chris Pontius endures the pain of a donkeys hooves whilst practically naked. Ouch.Another ouch in the movie involved waxing. Midget (as referred to in the movie), chubby guy, superglue. That's all I have to say.Speaking of midgets, have you ever seen a whole army of them? No worries, J*ck*ss 3(D) has got it covered. I desperately want to tell you what kind of "army" this is, but you just have to see it for yourself. Though pretty much everything in this movie is painful either psychologically or physically, it's nice to recall that you aren't the one experiencing the discomfort, or at least not the pain. This brings me back to a point in the movie where Steve-o was buckled into a porta-potty and plunged hundreds of feet into the air. Oh, did I mention the porta-potty was full of dog sh*t? Mmm, tasty.With plenty of animal feces and animals themselves, this is one nasty and attention- catching J*ck*ss movie. If you've viewed previous J*ck*ss movies and did not enjoy them, you will probably not enjoy this one. If you have never seen a Jackass movie, I encourage you to try this one out. But if you've enjoyed Jackass movies so far, you will definitely love J*ck*ss 3(D).

Sean Lamberger You already know the jist of this: crazy aging skaters take turns participating in some of the dumbest stunts imaginable, on a constant quest to one-up each other. The squad is beyond trying to convert any non-fans, if they were ever interested in that to begin with, and at this point are just indulging themselves while there's still a shimmer of spotlight left to enjoy. It's definitely their most expensive endeavor to date, which opens the door to some outrageous stuff, but by its grand finale the joke has worn pretty thin. I had a constant smile on my face from start to finish, though a few recycled gags from previous episodes made the belly-busters less frequent than before. Since I don't own a 3D TV, I can't comment on that aspect of it - the few instances where the technology is put to use are pretty obvious, though, and while they'd be a cute addition in one or two scenarios I'm not exactly mourning their absence. There's nothing new here, for better or for worse.

Benjamin Cox In case you're wondering whether 3D movies are here to stay, you might want to consider this which is arguably the most useless use for the technology we've seen so far (and I'm including "The Last Airbender" in that thought). The chances are that by the end of the decade, 3D will be dead and buried until the next time the fad comes around. For me, it's little more than a gimmick that they charge you more for and honestly, I can't imagine it improving the majority of movies anyway. Take this film - how much gnarlier would it really feel if you felt like you were being covering in various disgusting liquids in the same way these guys are? In case you're wondering what the hell all this is about, allow me to introduce you to the Jackass crew (Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Wee Man, a newly sober Steve O, Ehren McGhehey, Dave England, Chris Pontius, Preston Lacy and the late Ryan Dunn) who like nothing more than indulging in a wide variety of crude, sick and disgusting stunts. But this time, they are letting 3D cameras record the results which usually involve someone puking, getting covered in faeces or urinated on. If you're a fan then this will be right up your street but if not, this won't do anything to convert you.The trouble with "Jackass 3D" is that it doesn't really offer anything different to the others, besides the 3D effects. The other issue is that it's extremely inconsistent - sometimes, it's frankly hilarious such as Ehren trying to pin a tail on a real donkey (blindfolded) but others, such as the Pee Cam sequences, don't really work. And this issue seems to plague this entry in the series more than others because some of the skits feel very familiar. The Old Man make-up gets yet another outing and pranking Bam's parents also makes another appearance. It gives the film a sense that they were running out of ideas and just decided to revisit old material but in 3D. It feels lazy and half-hearted, as most jokes do the more you hear them.I was actually looking forward to this, even though I wasn't going to bother with the 3D side of things (as I never do). While it wasn't a disappointment, it did exactly what I thought it would do - churn my stomach occasionally, make me laugh occasionally and make me a little grossed out occasionally. It's childish, stupid and everything a fan of "Jackass" could ask for - assuming you still have the appetite for this sort of nonsense. Personally, I'd have liked a few new ideas from the boys and less reliance on old gimmicks such as Pontius's penis and Preston's wobbly bits. It feels time to close this particular chapter of light entertainment, especially after Dunn's tragic demise but part of me wished it would have been far funnier which would have been a more fitting epitaph.

brando647 Sometimes I wonder if the JACKASS crew will stop before one of them dies. On their third film, the team bring their usual antics (insane stunts and stomach-churning pranks) to a whole new dimension: 3D. I'm sad to say I wasn't able to catch the film in theaters for the 3D experience, but many of the reviews I'd read claimed the JACKASS antics were perfect for the rising medium. Still, even watching the film on DVD, there were plenty of laughs and the gross-out moments still had me retching at points. I know it's nothing but 90 minutes of juvenile humor but I never get sick of this series. It has never failed to make me laugh; these films are the equivalent of daring your drunken friend at a party, except these guys have the budget to make their stunts more extreme (such as utilizing cranes to bring to life the "poo cocktail supreme"...an update on one of Johnny Knoxville's earlier stunts in which a garbage truck flipped Knoxville upside down in a fully load porta-toilet). As I'm sure I stated in my comment for JACKASS NUMBER TWO, these films are targeted at a specific audience and those who aren't into bathroom humor and watching people hurt themselves for our amusement probably shouldn't bother reading any further about this movie.These guys have been doing this for over a decade and I'm glad to say their age hasn't slowed them down. Johnny Knoxville's still willing to jump into the middle of a buffalo herd on roller skates or ramp out of a wading pool on a jet ski. And it certainly hasn't stopped Chris Pontius from being as nude as possible as often as possible. Seriously, I have to question why more and more of the JACKASS stunts/gags involve full nudity. I'm sure this movie squeaked by with it's R rating with as much full frontal as we're exposed to here. Aside from the abundance of male nudity, there is something else that stood out as I watched the film: you can tell Steve-O's gotten sober. I'm not complaining; I'm glad the man's been to rehab and gotten himself on track. It'd have been a sad day if Steve-O had been reported dead of a drug overdose. I could just tell that his common sense had kicked in by this movie and he was not excited to follow through on some of his stunts. There's a scene where Ryan Dunn bats a tee-ball into Steve-O's crotch and, in the introduction, Steve-O laughingly whines "Why do I always have to be Steve-O?" and flinches in preparation for the hit. In the old days, Steve-O would probably bear his manhood proudly at the inevitable beating for the sake of making others laugh. Again, not a complaint, merely an observation that Steve-O's coming to his senses a bit (though it didn't stop him from agreeing to the "poo cocktail supreme" despite his claustrophobia and fear of roller coasters).As much as I'd love to see this series continue on forever, I can see it's got to be reaching it's end. The team's getting old and I can't imagine they'll keep this up forever. Johnny Knoxville is now in his 40s; pretty soon he won't need extensive make-up for his "really bad grandpa" routines. As he gets older, how many more ceiling fans can Steve-O launch himself into? These guys have had a great run and I think JACKASS 3D was the perfect closure point for them. I wonder if the crew felt the same, as the end credits have a nostalgic feel when photos from the team's youth remind us how far they've come from a couple of idiots running into each other with shopping carts. It was a bittersweet send-off concluding a fun (and often sickening) movie. JACKASS fans will surely enjoy it, but I think it's time to retire the franchise and give the team a chance of survival.