Diagonaldi
Very well executed
SparkMore
n my opinion it was a great movie with some interesting elements, even though having some plot holes and the ending probably was just too messy and crammed together, but still fun to watch and not your casual movie that is similar to all other ones.
Joanna Mccarty
Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.
Ginger
Very good movie overall, highly recommended. Most of the negative reviews don't have any merit and are all pollitically based. Give this movie a chance at least, and it might give you a different perspective.
floydianever
Then you'll REALLY love it with this cheese of a movie. No way clean air came up with this gem, so enjoy responsibly.
Michael Ledo
This is an intentionally made bad film in an attempt to become a camp cult classic. It seems the lesbian community of Ottawa is disappearing. Vampires who can go out in daylight are to blame. Jesus teams up with a Mexican "professional wrestler" to thwart the vampires.The dialogue was goofy and corny but not funny. There were musical scenes that reminded me of "Godspell" but for the most part the film fell flat. The movie looked like something from the 1980's that needs restoration. Tries too hard to be funny. Extras include and outtakes which is more like a "behind the scenes" segment. There is a commentary option which should make the film watchable.Guide: No swearing, sex or nudity. T-shirt with F-word plainly on it.
TanQ
A B-movie masterpiece. The cast and crew set out to make a B-movie and they succeeded beyond expectations. If you're not hooked right from the beginning of the film then you should probably just go out and get a copy of Cloverfield and pretend it's good. The film starts with some crazed narration delivered in the style of Rasputin then gets right down to the action and never lets up. The camera-work is crude, the sound isn't synced (intentionally) and the fight scenes, which there are many, are laughably good. There is a charm to this low-budget masterpiece, it never takes itself too seriously and yet never mocks itself. It presents the ludicrous in a deadpan manner while still staying true to itself. Filmed over a 2-year period on weekends, this film should be a lesson to everyone in the film business that it's not about cranking out garbage that will bring in a chunk of money then be forgotten (I'm looking at you, DC and Marvel superhero factories). This film has heart and, despite it's ridiculous premise, never forgets to entertain.
lastliberal
Low budget doesn't have to mean tacky. This is obviously a "B" movie in everything you see, but it has a certain charm. Sometimes, it is a musical, but it certainly isn't Jesus Christ Superstar. Sometimes, it is a Kung Fu movie, but it's nothing like Jet Li.I was hoping that Jesus would get it on with Mary Magnum, looking as hot as Cat-woman in her red latex, and maybe give some credence to The Da Vinci Code, but no luck.Jesus was too busy stopping the harvest of lesbians by the evil vampires. Of course, he was pathetic until he enlisted the help of Nacho Libre, well, really Santo Enmascarado de Plata. But, even then things got a little tight before it was all over.Irreverent dialog makes for one crazy movie.