Killing Hasselhoff

2017 "Don't Hassle The Hoff."
4.5| 1h20m| R| en
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A man in a high stakes celebrity death pool quickly loses everything - his business, his bank account, his home, his fiancé. He snaps, then realizes the only way to get his life back on track. He'll have to murder his own celebrity. He'll have to kill Hasselhoff.

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Infamousta brilliant actors, brilliant editing
Tacticalin An absolute waste of money
Sanjeev Waters A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.
Freeman This film is so real. It treats its characters with so much care and sensitivity.
siderite The entire premise and outcome of the movie is in the trailer, so watching the film had to be about the jokes and the acting. And it was not funny. Oh, Hasselhoff making fun of his own inflated ego was a bit, but a very short bit, then it got old quick.Now, this is not a bad movie that you can enjoy, it's just plain boring. It's got nothing, not even specific scenes, that is above the mediocre. I wanted very much to enjoy it, but I couldn't.
Michael Ledo Chris Kidd (Ken Jong) finds himself in deep financial trouble. He owes Wasserstein (Will Sasso) a large amount of money. He also has Hasselhoff in the celebrity death pool and if Hasselhoff dies, Chris' money problems are over. The unfortunate thing is we know he doesn't kill David, but takes a bullet for him, the opening plot spoiler. Some of the film had some fair comedy, but the slapstick at the end dragged on and wasn't that good, bringing down the whole production.The film also includes chocolate cake, the most beautiful chocolate cake you have ever seen.PLOT SPOILER: They really messed up the ending. When Hasselhoff was dancing, he should have grabbed his heart and fall to the ground...even if pretending.Guide: F-word. Nudity (Rebecca Olejniczak) Warning: also stars Howie Mandel, Jon Lovitz, and Justin Bieber.
James Graham I am not sure why I watched this as I expected it to be awful. However it wasn't. It tells the story of a nightclub owner who is part of a yearly bet on which celebrity will die next. Desperate for the S500k that the bet has risen to and having The Hoff as his bet, he decides to kill The Hoff. The Hoff plays himself and sends himself up. There are plenty of references to Baywatch and Knightrider. These are genuinely funny, especially when he saves someone drowning in his pool. Add in a black gay easily offended gangsters enforcer and other funny characters and you have a funny great film.This won't win any awards and if you want to watch a film to impress your friends, this is not it. However this is a surprisingly good film and David Hasslehoff does what he does best, playing himself for full comic effect.
Marsden Murray Such a spectacular film in regards to message and scope it was brilliant the brilliantly casted cast is brilliant. David Hasselhod is still the king of the ring and will never ever take a ding i love it. Last time i watched a movie this great was when i saw joe dirt for the first time in theatres wow what an experience i can go on and on and on about joe dirt but i wont. Killing hasselhoff was the best movie since joe dirt 2