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ChanFamous I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

Calum Hutton It's a good bad... and worth a popcorn matinée. While it's easy to lament what could have been...

justindougherty-00956 Why older movies look more real is such s mystery. The first lake placid looked like a real croc. First anaconda looked like a real snake in most shots. Better tecnology years later and we get things that look like cgi and the lighting on the creatures doesnt even match the surrounding. Like its pail or looks like a paper cut out moving on screen. People getting eaten looks as fake as it actually is and acting. Modern movies should just stick to anamatronics and real special effects. Theyed lose less of the audience that way. Cant make money if everyone agrees that movies now cant even match up to the orginals in any way but the story line. Noone wants to see that its cgi. Noone wants to notice that its cgi. Noone wants to see a person get eaten or crushed and the thing biting or crushing them look like its photo shopped into the shot. How... Just how are movies so much worse these days. Cant say its hd tvs either, jurassic park still has real looking dinosaurs on modern tvs.

greekgod41 *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*If you don't want to read any details about this film then please don't read any further!!I decided to watch this film just for a joke, and I'm left speechless, then I went from speechless to laugh out loud hysterical laughing. I mean this film is so bad that it had to have been made by children as a prank The acting has to be seen to be believed, it is so atrocious that no reputable film producer will ever hire anyone that stared in this film ever again. The CGI is on a level of bad that is laughable, we're talking about "Land Shark" level bad Also who wrote the script?, seriously, it is so terrible that it must have been composed by the intellectually impaired....I mean falling on the ground 2 feet away from the Croc, and saying "what do I do....then screaming at it, "nobody messes with a DJ sister" before getting eaten And omg! the head sorority sister is so vile, nasty, narcissistic, selfish, obnoxious and bitchy that she takes "entitled spoilt feminist brat" to a whole new level, you just have to see her, she's that bad....In fact her lines are the only redeeming feature of this film, you will get a chuckle every time she speaks Oh yeah, there's plenty of babes in bikini's to keep us guys interested in what's going on in this movie, that's it's second redeeming feature They confront crocs in the woods Anaconda comes does small battle with them Anaconda kills crocs Anaconda eats a guy Guy blows up Anaconda with grenade in it's belly The end....I did warn you lol

NeoFilmatrix Either completely high on something (pot, LSD, whatever) or completely hammered out of your mind if you even thought the movie was decent or okay. Beyond Charlie Sheen level. Not even the druginess (yes I made that up) combination of Willie Nelson, Charlie Sheen, Kurt Cobain, the Rolling Stones, and Al Pacino's character Tony Montana - mold them into one person WITH their DRUG addictions - would give this beyond a two. On an epic level. God Mode level of drugs. This was so horrible. The acting was so bad that it made any film with Jack Black in it Oscar worthy. That is how crappy this was. I cannot believe I wasted my time watching this. I think whoever acted in this movie (and I don't care with the "well you gotta start somewhere" crap. Go start in porn or some crappy youtube channel bs. You'll have more credibility and "acting" experience). I had to put down this had spoilers. Why? BECAUSE IT IS SO EFFING HORRIBLE. IT'S A SNAKE AND A CROCODILE. IT SUCKS - SPOILER!!!!

trashgang Jesus Christ, how is it possible that people do offer money to lake this kind of worthless flicks? I only watched it for the name of Robert Englund and face it, it's a downfall for him too.The script is really a bummer. The effects are laughable and it just doesn't work. Well, it works when the crocs are in the lake but once attacking people it becomes a bit dull and when the anaconda arrives it's both creatures against each other in full cheap CGI.The only thing that's worth noticing is the nudity offered for the viewer but even that doesn't add a thing towards the story. I can't say anything more except don't go to the lake because it's boring as hell. Even as they added comedy with the deputy that also didn't work out.Gore 0/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 1/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5