Cubussoli Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

Hottoceame The Age of Commercialism

Platicsco Good story, Not enough for a whole film

Sabah Hensley This is a dark and sometimes deeply uncomfortable drama

adonis98-743-186503 A former secret agent finds a treasure map and decides to find the loot. But he is not the only one. McCinsey's Island is no different than any other Hulk Hogan movie since it's just as stupid as all the others were too. Unfortunately this time Robert Vaughn (Superman III) and Grace Jones (A View to a Kill, Conan The Destroyer) somehow agreed to star in this abomination and i don't see how? If you like Hogan just watch him as Hogan in his WWE stuff and not his movie stuff cause he is probably at his worst self once again in this flick too. (0/10)

barefoot_sandwell I'd spent the Saturday night awake, chatting to friends online, and so consequently I was feeling a little tired on Sunday morning. I was staying at a friend's house so there were two of us crashed in his room in front of the computer. We switched the TV on and crashed about 15-20 minutes into this movie.At first I thought that the movie was a creation of my own tired, over-imaginative mind; OK this is a dream, I'm dreaming this, I can handle this, I ought to lay off the peanut M&Ms.But no. The more we watched, the more I realized this was real. Very real.Hulk Hogan was Hulk Hogan, usually sporting a wry little smile that suggested to me "yes I know this film is pants, I'm not taking it seriously". Robert Vaughn was trying desperately to act (doing rather well too). The remainder of the cast (yes Grace Jones, I'm mainly thinking of you) would probably have failed an audition for a Nativity Play on this performance.But it doesn't stop there. Maybe because we didn't see the start but all kinds of plot lines didn't appear to make sense, nothing seemed to follow on from each other, I never felt any tension in the movie and upon watching the scene near the end with Grace Jones water skiing (?) onto the beach I was left wondering ... "WHY???". The dialogue was pretty poor [IMDB lists no "memorable quotes" which in this case would also make a good plot summary].I'm left with the general thought of "why was this movie made", except as an example on how not to make a movie.Closing thoughts. It is the worst movie I have ever seen (and I saw "Robocop 3" at the cinema!), I can't explain it any more than I already have done, you will never complain about movies again. That alone makes this movie a "Must See"!!It is August. I'm hoping they go on to show "Santa with Muscles" at Christmas.

Watson-1 Hulk Hogan and Robert Vaughn are two bright points in this otherwise forgettable movie. A retired secret service agent (Hulk Hogan) is solicited by his Sherlock Holmes like partner (Robert Vaughn) to recover a boy, McCinsey's tresure, and an evil war monger (Grace Jones)all in all two stars

DDP-2 This was in the bottom 5 of the worst movies I've ever seen. The plot made no sense. The acting was awful. There was nothing right about the movie. At first it's very entertaining to pick out all of the production bloopers, and make fun of the horrid acting (including a person making a "squak" noise for Hulk's parrot instead of having the parrot actually squak.) But after a while it just puts you to sleep. I'm a huge Hulk Hogan fan, but I have no idea why he makes movies like this and "Santa With Muscles." I also don't know why Grace Jones or The Big Show, Paul "Chef Bordee" Wight, agreed to make this. Hulk is very talented and is a tremendous entertainer, but for some reason loves B movies that make him look like an idiot. If you have any love for Hulk, please don't see this movie.