Tacticalin An absolute waste of money

Sienna-Rose Mclaughlin The movie really just wants to entertain people.

Ezmae Chang This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Cassandra Story: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.

Mayflower73 This review does not contain spoilers because after just three minutes into the movie I already gave up. The standard was so extremely low that I could not even bear to continue watching. I am sorry I lost just the three minutes of my life! That should be all you need to know about the movie but since I need 10 lines of text for the review I will continue to tell you to NOT DO THIS TO YOURSELF. Extremely flat jokes.Visually not tasteful. I hated everything I saw in this three minutes.Go to the dentist and have a root treatment for more fun. DO NOT WATCH THE MOVIE AND STAY AWAY!

Dr. A I think the purpose of this movie was for advertisement, specially American idol. Everything looked so fake and the acting was terrible. I don't see what is funny of many of these "jokes". The main bad guy transformed to literally fall a minute after, is that supposed to be funny?Besides advertisement, it seems the purpose of the movie was to insult several celebrities and their life decisions or how they represent themselves. That may be funny, but again it was done in such disorganized manner that it was confusing of why they were introduced in the movie. Literally, anyone could have directed this movie. It was a collection of "funny" scenes in random order.

esutko I watched this movie as I marathoned the IMDb bottom 100, so I now how much movies can hurt. this movie does not hurt me. It has no self contained plot, and after five minutes of euphoric high caused by an almost its so bad its good, my brain adjusted to the randomness of the film I just watched it and attempted to guess the jokes before they happened for the remaining 55 minutes. My opinion on it is that it was a complete and utter waste of time, and the only reason it gets one star instead of three is that I PAID FIVE DANG DOLLARS FOR IT. I could go onto Youtube watch a summary of 300, the movie this is ripping off, then a video of a grown man crapping his pants in public, and finish it off by starring at a wall for an hour and get the same experience. They didn't even let me rent it on amazon, they made me buy it so that when I am watching a movie with friends I will have to explain why MEET THE SPARTANS is in my movie library. As a side note I watched this with two other people who both claim it was the worst movie they have ever seen and was so painful to watch one of them dropped out of the marathon. My theory is that this movie did not hurt me because I am a cynical nihilist who is not surprised that such horrors could be put to celluloid. So in conclusion I would not suggest this movie to anyone and if it doesn't cause you unimaginable pain it will leave a nauseous feeling because you will have to live the wrest of your life knowing you gave money to these soulless hacks.

jake-law123 I hated literally everything about this film. I've never been a big Freidberg and Seltzer fan, but Epic Movie is a nostalgic guilty pleasure. This, on the other hand, is a painful monstrosity of human torture.There's no comedy in this film, I do not consider it a comedy. It does not, in the slightest, attempt to be anything besides vulgar, stupid, and horrible. I honestly don't think they're trying to be funny, because nothing is a joke, it's just a reference extravaganza. You have movie references, youtube references, celebrity references, random butts in your face, etc. It's short, but it feels like an eternity. No scene makes sense and doesn't try to be funny.This is if you let a 12 year old direct. Nothing clever, funny, or even humanely normal. It's just a 86 minutes of random out of nowhere stupidity. I can't think of anything else to say. It's simply unwatchable. I will kill myself if I ever have to watch this again. Complete waste of time, a damnation of mankind.