Flyerplesys Perfectly adorable

Skunkyrate Gripping story with well-crafted characters

GetPapa Far from Perfect, Far from Terrible

Kirandeep Yoder The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.

BA_Harrison As a self-proclaimed connoisseur of bad films I felt it my duty to watch at least one giant monster movie from The Asylum. That film: Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, an utterly abysmal pile of drivel starring a Pierce Brosnan lookalike, a poor-man's Cuba Gooding Jr., a bird with big tits, and two titanic CGI creatures that would have been considered laughable over a quarter of a century ago.When I write my reviews for IMDb, I usually try my best to stay away from the clichés that so often proliferate other comments, but on this occasion I think I'm going to allow myself just a couple:I wish that IMDb had a zero rating because '1' is being far too generous.That's an hour and a half of my life I'm never going to get back.***Looking back, it turns out that I've already seen the prequel to this film, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus; it doesn't surprise me one bit that I couldn't remember it.***

The Media Raptor Okay, I never thought I would say this... The sequel was better than the original! Yes, the effects are laughably silly, the acting is poor and it has no plot, but that's why you love it! This time instead of a 'Giant Octopus' we have 'Crocosaurus' (A huge crocodile) and somehow the megalodon has come back from the dead... (Don't try to figure it out.) So now we've got another super-heavyweight champion monster showdown. I watched this thing on the 'Space' channel and was cracking up at how bad it was. If I had to tell you whether to watch 'Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus' or 'Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus', I would tell you 'Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus' and not have a second thought on that. If you were a fan of 'Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus' and you have not seen this, go check it out! I can guarantee you you're gonna love it.

GL84 Following a series of strange reports, the US Navy hires a shark expert who finds that a gigantic crocodile is loose and laying eggs along the coastal shores and lures a massive great white shark to the creature to have them battle to the death in order to keep them from endangering the public.While there's a lot to like considering all the cheese on display, this is still a slight disappointment. Again, what's to like with this one is the multitude of action scenes on display here which features all the typical creature encounters that are so much fun. The shorter encounter here, as per usual here is great as the shark gets a fantastic opening scene here taking down a Navy Destroyer as well as the tests with the testing stages while the croc gets the impressive attack on the diamond mine and the boat-escape which provide this one with all kinds of exciting scenes. Still, what really helps here is the cheese on display, as the action on-screen from the tons of creature scenes makes this one enjoyable featuring the utter fun of their fight over the eggs along the shoreline, an extended Navy battle out at sea and a great series of lengthy battles at sea when it gets to it as the main highlights come from two big, cheesy action scenes. This one, though, really gets over- the-top and incredibly enjoyable from the CGI action of having two cheese-filled scenes with the rampage through the fleeing city resulting in outstanding action from the military trying to control it and the secondary scenes showing their battle all the way from the destruction of the Panama Canal out into the middle of the Pacific Ocean is overwhelmingly awesome. Added together with a lame storyline perfect for this kind of action, and it makes for the film's best points yet has one key fundamental flaw. The one factor about this one is the fact that what happens between the two creatures rarely, if ever, matches up to the scenarios presented in the dialog because it rarely matches up to the action as it repeats shots needlessly despite what else is happening on-screen. This also has the traditional utterly terrible CGI that comes into play, and in conjunction with those other issues, really strikes this one as lower than it should be.Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence and Graphic Language.

zdh952 This movie is terrible. And I love it. The acting, special effects, lack of logic in the story, abysmal writing. It's all terrible, and that's what makes it amazing. If you and a group of friends ever want to get together and watch a movie it's so bad it's hilarious, i suggest this one. My friends and I were dying laughing. Do not watch this intending to see a "good good" movie, but a "good bad" movie. If you understand the difference, this is probably your type of movie. Sharks that jump out of the water and power slap battle ships with their tales, alligators that can run from Miami to Orlando in 15 minutes (their grasp of geography is astonishing) and amazing lines such as "that shark just went nuclear all await you. Watch this, and enjoy! =D