AboveDeepBuggy
Some things I liked some I did not.
Dynamixor
The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.
Gutsycurene
Fanciful, disturbing, and wildly original, it announces the arrival of a fresh, bold voice in American cinema.
Teddie Blake
The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.
andree387
This has to be one of the worst movies I've seen.. The actors almost made me suicidal. There's not even a story to it! It's just like "Oh, we're so bad with women our age that we need to go out and score middle aged women." Didn't know a college existed of 4 guys and like 3 girls? Anyways, I usually like these kinds of movies but this one was just horrible. Everything about it. The actors, the story etc.. I read these reviews before I watched the movie but I thought I'd give it a chance. Big mistake! I only thought one thing in the movies was funny. Then the rest that were supposed to be could be the humor of a pubescent 12 year old boy.
blueeyeddad
This movie is absolutely awful! The producers/directors for this movie must have a lot of money to waste, but probably not. Some of the scenes looked like they were shot on a stage, like this was a play. The acting is 3rd rate (sorry, 2nd rate would be a stretch). How many of them have only x-rated films on their resume? The actor who plays Anthony? OMG! Stick to producing! He was terrible. DO NOT WASTE ANY MONEY ON THIS ONE! I saw it free on Netflix. Good luck to this cast in using this to find more work ;) A plot? I guess that would be the only thing that puts this a step above the normal low budget x-rated movies. The writers must have worked for free. The lines? What were they thinking? Was this made by a bunch of freshmen college students? The women used as the MILF's must have come from time off at the red light district. There was no acting here!
dpick182
This isn't the worst comedy ever made, but their are so many more well written and acted films out their.This movie is a lame soft porn film that is badly written and no real plot to it.The laughs are few and far between and it feels like a lame imitation of American Pie.Honestly,just a photo of Molinee Green nude toward the beginning of the film is all person attracted to women would ever want from this film. Her few minutes in the film is honestly the only thing worth watching for myself.The film is only 90 minutes but I ended up watching at 1.5x speed to get through it as it just seems like 85 minutes to long.
Paul Magne Haakonsen
Wow, amazing that this actually made it to see the light of day.First off, despite being labeled as a comedy, this movie didn't make me laugh once. There were a couple of smirks, but that was about it. This movie was compared to the "American Pie" movies, but it doesn't reach that level at any point, not even by a long shot.The best thing about this movie was without a doubt, the performance put on by Jack Cullison in the role of Brandon Murphy. He, and he alone, carried this movie and made it worth sitting through. I think he actually might just make a name for himself on the screen.Sure, there were parts of the movie that had potential, but they failed to come through with enough punch to light up the room. There were scenes that had potential for laughs.Also, the movie suffered from a horrible dialogue. It was painful to listen to it at times, but people at least did the best with what they had. I think, if the writers had actually put more effort, heart and soul into the dialogue, the movie would have been so much better, and had a lot more appeal.Now, the worst thing about the movie had to be the performance put on by Philip Marlatt in the role of Anthony Reese. Oh my god! I literally wanted to claw my eyes out. It was like watching a hand-puppet show.Supporting roles by Joseph Booton and Ramon Camacho were also good. They had the funniest roles in the movie, being all quirky and nerdy, but still managing to get with the MILFs.As for the scenes and the settings, they worked quite well, and were actually some of the nicer things that came together and worked as a unity for the movie.For a teen comedy, this movie failed. And there was way too much senseless nudity in the movie for my liking. I usually enjoy a good teen comedy or two, but this one was a drag. There are lots of better and funnier movies in this genre. Not everything in this movie is bad, but when you sit down to watch a movie of this genre you except to be entertained and to get some laughs; "MILF" didn't fully deliver to that extend.