SpuffyWeb Sadly Over-hyped

Supelice Dreadfully Boring

SpunkySelfTwitter It’s an especially fun movie from a director and cast who are clearly having a good time allowing themselves to let loose.

Nayan Gough A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

muspelhem This movie looks good. As slick as a commercial. The language and dialogue is no-nonsense and cool. It has good actors and good acting. BUT! For a plot to work, it must grasp us. We must have a character trying to obtain something, and overcoming challenges to obtain it.But in this movie, the main character wants one thing only: to try new and daring things. So she decides to kill her mother. Now, if she had trouble doing this, things would get interesting. Then her objective of "trying new and daring things" would be challenged. But, unfortunately, she has no trouble whatsoever. She kills her mother just like that.In the second part of the movie, you could say that her objective is "getting away with murder". Here she actually experiences some trouble. A police detective is a little too curious about the mother's "suicide".But from her own gloating and care-free narrative and from the opening scenes, we're already pretty sure she'll get away with it. So why should we care?What makes us care even less is that most of the characters are really unappealing (but gentle on the eyes) and very two-dimensional.All in all, a great lesson in how NOT to make a movie, but to its credit, it looks good, and I liked the score.

paisley quinn Honestly, this is one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time, but at least I saw it on DVD and not in the theater, so I am only out a couple of bucks. Clearly, Nikki Reed cannot act. She is not Drew Barrymore in "Poison Ivy." She is not Mena Suvari in "American Beauty." There is nothing special enough about her or her character to explain why adult male characters portrayed by Alec Baldwin & Jeff Goldblum covet her enough to commit acts of violence and break the law. She is neither hot nor sexy enough to carry this movie, despite the A-listers who co-star. Too bad. The editing is very television-like, very "movie of the week." The movie does not "play" like a feature film, and I hope Goldblum and Baldwin are deeply embarrassed.

Michael Margetis Mini: With desire, focus, and the willingness to treat every obstacle as an opportunity, it's amazing what you can accomplish.Not exactly "Oscar worthy" if you know what I mean. It has it's moments, but that's about it. In the end the film is mostly disappointing. The acting is a mixed bag. Alec Baldwin is solid as always, and Carrie-Anne Moss gives the best performance of t...(read more)he film as the incredibly shallow alcoholic mother of Mini. On the opposite side of the spectrum, Nikki Reed who was decent in 'Thirteen', is absolutely abysmal in her role. The other high-profile actors in the film such as Luke Wilson and Jeff Goldblum seem to just be in the movie for window-dressing. All in all, despite some interesting moments, Mini's First Time is a waste of time. Grade: C

lazyknight9688 This movie is one of the worst I have ever seen. Period, I only recommend watching this if you have watched every other movie on earth. Seriously, I registered for this site just to tell you how awful it is, I wish the vote would have let me give it a zero. I didn't laugh once and more often than thinking it was funny, I found it absurd to the point where it actually made me mad. Again, please please do yourself a favor and don't waste that valuable 1 1/2 hours of your life. Now its making me write 10 lines of text so I have to continue warning you that it sucks so es muy terrible, i dunno how to say it in french, IT SUCKS!!! Don't watch it!!! Am I at 10 lines yet?!?!? Seriously, this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, the only consolation is Mini is wicked hott. There I made it.