Redwarmin This movie is the proof that the world is becoming a sick and dumb place

Comwayon A Disappointing Continuation

Bessie Smyth Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.

Portia Hilton Blistering performances.

Jeremy_brewer1 This has to be one of the weirdest movies ever filmed. The guy couldn't fall down a flight a stairs and have a tool box fall on his head and be in a coma for 4 years. Which is what twists this movie around. Because while he was in a coma his girlfriend becomes a model for playboy. There is no open door for anyone to all of a sudden become a supermodel unless your a famous actress. These movies take to many things way out of proportion which makes more people loose interest in watching the rest of the movie. I know there is always going to be some new actors, but they need to stop picking the shittiest actors of them all and stop putting them in so many movies. How can the guy be excited to get a tobacco pipe as a anniversary gift as well. That is the worst gift.

Notorius2 Despite the gross, sex and cruel scenes I would say that this movie clearly has a lot of good laughs. At least for most guys and for girls without just a thin sense of humor. If you are looking to watch a movie with sex jokes and shocking situations Miss March is clearly the King in the castle of its genre! The two main characters are perfect for each other, the plot is not all that bad and thats because its a simple plot and anyone who don't get easily offended should consider watching it. The thing that you will get you the most is the reaction of your buddies in the high-peak scenes, so make sure you sit down and enjoy this movie with company. We enjoyed it more than any American Pie movie.

MBunge The problem with pushing the envelope is that for everyone who does it well, there's a legion of imitators who do it poorly. Miss March is one of the numerous ugly cousins of the Judd Apatow raunch-comedy genre. Whereas Apatow and a few others do it cleverly and usually with a point, films like this are dumb, shallow and vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. This movie does distinguish itself by creating a main character who is utterly unsympathetic for the target audience of this sort of thing and then pairing him with a sidekick who couldn't be less realistic or more poorly portrayed than casting a labradoodle to play the reanimated corpse of Jonas Salk.Eugene (Zach Cregger) is a high school dork who preaches abstinence to middle schoolers and is almost deathly afraid of having sex with his smokin' hot girlfriend (Raquel Alessi). Just as they're finally about to make the beast with two backs after prom, Eugene falls down the stairs and into a coma. 4 years later, he wakes up and discovers his then-virginal girlfriend is the latest Playboy Playmate. His best friend Tucker (Trevor Moore), who appears to be some weird amalgam of Johnny Knoxville and Cosmo Kramer, concocts a plan where the two of them will head across the country to the Playboy Mansion to confront Eugene's girlfriend over her harlot ways. The plan gets put into fastforward when Tucker has to flee because he stabbed his girlfriend (Molly Stanton) in the face with a fork when she had an epilepsy seizure while performing oral sex. With the help of a couple of mega-horny lesbians and an old high school friend who's become a rapper named Horsedick.MPEG (Craig Robinson), they finally make to the mansion and everybody has a happy ending. Except, of course, for the poor viewer who sits through this whole unfunny melange.The fundamental problem with Miss March is that there's not a single realistic character or moment in the whole thing. In the Apatow raunch-comedy genre, the whole idea is that they're stories about uncomfortable or taboo areas of human life and relationships. The crudity and grossness is a representation of that honesty, making a joke about something nobody talks about. Everything in this movie is phony and contrived. Without that connection to honest reality, the crudity is just sub-adolescent indulgence. Which can be funny, but only if it's actually done in a very smart way.Unfortunately, in addition to being fake, Miss March is poorly written. Let me give you two examples. Eugene is the main character of the story and is immediately presented to the audience as an asexual dork who frightens young children with his anti-sex obsession. Why should anyone, particularly the fans of raunchy humor, identify or empathize with Eugene? He's more like the bad buy from a teen sex comedy. And at the end of the film, there's a scene of humiliation inflicted on Horsedick.MPEG and it's clearly supposed to be one of the big "eewwww!" laughs of the movie. However, humiliation is only funny when it happens to people who deserve it. But there's really no reason for the audience, especially the raunch comedy audience, to resent or dislike Horsedick. He's certainly no more annoying or contemptible than Tucker, who's supposed to be one of the good guys. Since there's no reason for Horsedick to get any "just desserts", it falls almost completely flat when it happens.There are some bare breasts in Miss March, though Eugene's beautiful girlfriend never gets naked, which is about as big a bait-and-switch as you'll find. If you're really stupid, it's also possible you might laugh at this stuff. Other than desperately horny morons, however, no one should watch this thing.

ldavis-2 How many movies have lured you in with promises of thrills, chills, and good times, only to waste 2 hours of your life? If it was the intent of Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger - neither of whom I knew existed until last night - to make a movie so vile, disgusting, and just plain retarded, it makes "Freddie Got Fingered" look like "City Lights", they succeeded beyond their wildest dreams!Why "Miss March"? Why not "Miss April" or "Miss May" or "Miss June"? April, May, and June are girls' names; Playboy has a Miss April, a Miss May, and a Miss June; the title would let us know that our hero misses his girl. There -- I just came up with something more clever and original than anything in this dreck!Near the end of this waste of celluloid, Tucker's psycho girlfriend has her psycho firefighter brother hogtie him. As Psycho Firefighter prepares to dispatch Tucker with an ax (which, I must admit, I was rooting for), Tucker tells Psycho Girlfriend that he loves her. Forget the sheer stupidity of this: a guy is hogtied and about to be beheaded on the grounds of the Playboy Mansion before dozens of witnesses, and NO ONE reacts! No "Wait!" or "Stop!" or "Are you off your meds?!" The other firefighters don't even try to grab the ax away from Psycho Firefighter. Makes you question your faith in humanity.As it turns out, Cindi (Miss March) isn't the kind of girl you'd take home to mother. She allows a goon to beat the holy hell out of Eugene, then publicly humiliates Tucker's buddy in order to prove to Eugene that she is as pure as the driven slush. Cindi tells Eugene that she became a cog in the Playboy machine because it was the only way that she could pay his medical bills. Huh? Cut to Hef (or The Crypt Keeper), who lectures Tucker that inside every woman is a Bunny (or a slut), then shows Tucker a photo of his true love: a girl named Gertrude who had a dead right eye, and died at the age of 18. Lucky her.As they watch the filming of a music video that would make 50 Cent blush, Eugene tells Tucker the lyrics to the song make no sense. As the retards who play these retards wrote the lyrics, how would they know that it makes no sense?