Mjeteconer Just perfect...

BoardChiri Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay

Invaderbank The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

Lucia Ayala It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

tjones-56687 I suppose, no ever taught the "director" what continuity was. In spite of the fact there were several "well known" actors in this summer camp play, it just didn't make it. It was so disjointed I suppose the "director" was trying to be Quentin Tarantino. It didn't work. It was so bad, at one point the main male character was killed by the bad guy's black helicopter, then a second later the female "wakes up" and we see that it was a dream,. That he didn't die. Then a few minutes later the guy is dead again, for real. When did that happen? Maybe the "directer" was trying to make a really bad 40's B or D movie? If that's the case, then he did a good job of it.

dob-2 This was seriously one of the two worst movies I've seen in my life. Worse than Surf Nazis Must Die, worse than Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS, worse than Bloodsucking Freaks, worse than The Piano. The only movie I've seen that was about this bad was Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator. It starts sort of OK, except the dialogue is ham-handed and painful, and the main characters seem to live in a warehouse full of radiators. There's a definite furniture shortage in the whole movie. They intuit an entire divinely-inspired love poem from eight heiroglyphics carved into a sheet of drywall. Bizarre illuminati who meet people from the balcony of a ballroom (also with no furniture) are unimpressed. And that's the end of the part of the movie that even halfway makes sense. The rest is just so weird, and painful weird, not kooky fun weird. The robot duel, the mystery god prison, the weird hitwoman, the unexplained sidekick in the party hat, the two-second knife sharpening, the plucky waitress in the contaminated restaurant, the requirement to strip naked that comes out of nowhere and is just accepted, the murder followed by it's a dream followed by no wait it was a murder, the race of paleolunar humans whose defining characteristic is sideboob, and all of the shit that went down on the moon - none of it makes any sense.I was left with a profound sense of sorrow and self-loathing. This was a terrible movie.

NA Blackwell This movie will have a cult following. It's so bad you should get a special accolade for watching it from start to finish. Awesomely awful. A must see. Script stated well for first 5 mins then got handed over to numb-skull incorporated. Story makes absolutely no sense just a hotchpotch of silly ideas. The special effects really are terrible. I could have done better with a toilet roll, some shiny marbles and a bit of string.

philrice-41611 saw this advertised thought "intresting" saw reviews and thought it cant be "THAT" bad, and i was right it wasn't that bad ...it was worse i was thinking of writing some spoilers but after 5 Min's in any one with an IQ above own shoe size could tell you what is going to happen. do NOT waste time money your memory .