BootDigest Such a frustrating disappointment

Taraparain Tells a fascinating and unsettling true story, and does so well, without pretending to have all the answers.

Lachlan Coulson This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.

Phillipa Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.

Sandcooler I love amateur horror filmmaking to death, but even I'm having troubles finding any redeeming qualities about "Motor Home Massacre". Things just don't add up: logically you would assume a slasher flick by and for avid horror fans would be technically inept, but still filled with all kinds of good stuff and everything the audience would want. "Motor Home Massacre" proves me wrong however, because it takes forever before something actually happens in this movie. The entire first hour is all padding. We get some funny attempts at giving the characters emotional depth (complete with flashbacks to their past relationships, fascinating stuff), we get some unfunny attempts at comic relief, we get to look at some fake boobs and we meet the most obvious red herring character in the history of cinema. Then finally the action takes place, but all the kills and chase scenes are so poorly done that writer/director Allen Wilbanks usually just prefers to keep everything off screen or shot from the most ridiculous angles. A lot of people die in a very short period of time, but it's still about as exciting as watching grass grow because you don't see anything and there's just no atmosphere whatsoever. Oh, and then there's the big finale in the end, where the killer turns out to be ***gasp*** exactly who you thought it was. It doesn't take much for me to like one of these things, but this one just doesn't give you anything.

tuckywoodproductions I can't think of one single thing good to say, other than the Wide Angle shot of the Motor Home in front of the house in the very beginning. This film starts out with a very clumsily shot sequence where a girl gets strung up inside her tent and stabbed. We get some really quick cuts, and the motion of the shot is moved around to make it look more violent than it really was. The blood is very pink! Come on it's not that hard to make real looking blood! Look it up on the net, you'll find it! This movie has the most idiotic clichéd characters I have ever witnessed, and I watch A lot of indie horror. I actually prefer it for the most, but this was pure garbage. The soundtrack was bad beyond words and had some terrible music cues! Not quit as bad as Rob Zombie's Halloween but really bad. The Garage band loops get very old, very fast!There is no continuity! Watch the dork guys outfit change in the beginning! As one reviewer posted a low budget is no reason for obvious mistakes like this one! The day for night shots looked really bad. We go from a really dark lit camp scene to a daytime shot with a little blue tint added to it. Shoot closer to dusk or very early morning! Don't shoot in the middle of the day and expect to pull this trick off! Oh my gosh this is bad! I give Kudos for getting the movie made, and out there, but try a little harder next time people! Wow LionsGate! Mr. Jingles last week, and now this crap! Really bad ending as well. Stay away from this at all costs!

Movie_Buff390 This has got to be one of the worst movies to come along in a long time. I decided to judge this movie by its cover... so I thought it might turn out half-way decent. I was really wrong... This movie is about a group of extremely stupid friends who decide to go camping in a wooded area where two murders occurred the night before.Basically everybody starts to die off when they get there and the key people obviously live. Here are a few reasons why you shouldn't waste your money... 1) The acting is extremely horrendous and the plot is the lamest things you will ever witness. 2) Plot holes... enough said 3) There are actually parts in this movie where a person is talking and the mouth isn't moving... 4) It's just plain stupid... People shouldn't have to suffer through this movie if they don't have to... If you want a good horror movie... I suggest you go rent Saw II or Final Destination 3... This doesn't add up to either of them. Overall Rating: 1.5/10 --> F-

davitalvitch I expected nothing from this film other than a way to help me recover from my three-day 35th birthday celebrating, a day I spent watching films in bed. I expected even less from it once that horrible "I'm a trucker" main titles song was played. The Roger character was the worst of the bunch for he was so over-the-top obnoxious and revolting that he'd not be anyone's polar-opposite friend at their age. Therefore, the very set up that these "types" (wigger, sexist pig, dweeb) would be still be friends as adults is ridiculous.You have to understand that this is actually a comedy, which became evident once the dweeb fantasizes that when the girl in bed slowly, teasingly lowers the bed sheet, she reveals not her breasts but a report card featuring two A+'s.However, it's a very trying film to sit through. I think I stopped it at one point to check e-mail. Even for low-budget, there are scenes which are just so stupid they're not even bad-enjoyable. Case in point: the convenience store scene. This seemed written by two 14-year-olds. Dreadful. And note how the owner tells them how there was a murder "last night" and concludes his tale by stating that "they never found out who did it." Ah, speed investigations...In fact, I'd be surprised if the script HADn't been written by various persons for there seemed to be different styles of writing. In contrast, a tied-up-in-bed scene produces an amusing conversation during the fishing-out of a pocket knife from the male's pants.Justin Geer, who played the dweeb, was fun to watch, for he actually can act. Tanya Fraser, the black girl whom is twice befriended, was good, and game even when being referred to as "tar baby." She has a very funny scene later in the film involving one of the blondes and a frying pan.The film gets better, in its bad-self way, as it nears its conclusion for it becomes simply ludicrous and over-the-top. (If one wishes to be let in to the RV before it drives away, perhaps going to the FRONT of the RV where, you know, the WINDSHIELD is, is better than pounding on the back of it.) It's played as a joke by the remaining cast, and if you're drinking and/or toking with friends, you'll chuckle. This is simply a film one cannot take seriously as horror or as a full-on comedy, but I find myself liking it, in a limited way. I'd watch it again with friends on "Bad Movie Night," but skip past certain scenes.