Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List

2015 "She's just a girl who loves a boy who loves a boy."
5.5| 1h29m| en
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The bonds between Naomi and Ely are tested when they fall for the same guy.

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GurlyIamBeach Instant Favorite.
Skunkyrate Gripping story with well-crafted characters
Usamah Harvey The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.
Derry Herrera Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.
Ricardo This movie did not deviate from the standard clichés for romantic comedies and was quite predictable but as a sample of that genre, it was still quite well done. The chemistry between the characters was palpable and helped to make up for the unoriginal dialogue and plot. Overall, an okay movie to watch and forget
a00030864 Thoroughly annoying girl child too stupid and vapid to know that she is. Her supposedly gay friend that kisses her like a straight boy is more than just a few neurons short of a full load than she is.And yet, these two Darwin rejects have the temerity to criticize other characters; unfortunately, for being normal human beings, lost on these 2 vacuous between the ears space cadets.People who identify with this show, all I can say is that "misery loves company".This show panders to a gay crowd and falls flat on its heterosexual buttocks.
Impeckable Vapid narcissists Ely and Naomi maintain a toxic friendship where they are co-dependant and yet not honest to each other. An affair between their parents (which ended in a divorce and a barely-together-marriage) has not broken their bonds, even though they harbour unspoken resentment toward each other -- made worse by their ill-advised pact to never date boys they both find attractive.Perhaps we'd feel concern for them if they weren't both so self-absorbed and actually wanted the best for each other. Nope, Naomi would rather Ely conform to her fantasy relationship with him where he is not gay and he gives her the love she lacks from her father -- and Ely would rather not call out Naomi on her disregard for her other friends and current boyfriends, or even call her out on being a bad college student for that matter.What happens doesn't even matter -- like most kids they'll realise that they created most of these problems themselves, and that other people actually have REAL PROBLEMS and maybe they should actually get a hobby or something.If this in any way resembles your life, SEE A THERAPIST ASAP. The characters in this movie are not real, and if they were, everyone would hate them, because they are horrible. Gain some perspective and watch the news or read a book. Just don't be Naomi or Ely. They suck.
raewynsmithwq I'm a sucker for an indie film, especially when it comes from the same people as Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. I was not disappointed in the adventure. Victoria Justice played the part of a hot mess perfectly. I had never seen the main actor before, but I absolutely loved him! His character was so believable. These two reminded me of fellow college kids and the struggle of friendship vs relationship and coming to terms with turmoil as an adult, instead of a child. While I never experienced situations like this, it was easy to relate to Naomi's spiraling feelings. This storyline is one that I've never seen before. This is a definite must watch!