ThedevilChoose
When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
Senteur
As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.
Rio Hayward
All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
Brennan Camacho
Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.
goose_chase
Honestly, I can appreciate movies that are bad but still funny to watch, but this movie is honestly so bad that no amount of weed can make it fun. Every single aspect of this film is terrible. The story is hard to understand at all. The picture quality is again terrible. There are characters that are played by actors who look identical to each other, adding to the confusion even more. Seriously, I'm trying to do people a favour here by advising to avoid this utter rubbish. I bought it at cash converters for about one pound and I felt ripped off. It really is terrible. The only one thing I can think of about this film is that anyone with an interest in making music may wish to sample some of the lines, but Hextatic may have beaten you to that already.
Rautus
Ninja Terminator is one of my favourite ninja films because it's so entertaining, the effects are fun to watch especially when the Ninja's shoot fire and smoke out and when they vanish in normal clothes then appear in their Ninja outfit. The fight scenes are good, I love that sound effect they use when they punch someone, also the Ninja fight scenes are good too especially near the end when the three Ninja's fight each other for the Golden Ninja Warrior. The plot for Ninja Terminator is that three Ninja's steel the three pieces of the Golden Ninja Warrior, a statue that makes a Ninja invincible. A Ninja then kills one of them and then returns the statue to his boss, Ninja Harry who has one of the pieces tells one of his men to protect the Ninja's sister and find out what's happened, so the main plot is him fighting of people trying to find out who's responsible and save the sister that later gets kidnapped while the other plot sees Ninja Harry trying to get the other two pieces of the Golden Ninja Warrior and soon being challenged to take on the two Ninja's that have the other two pieces of the Golden Ninja Warrior.Ninja Terminator is a great low budget Ninja movie that has to be seen. 10/10
weirdfish_hw
This is the most fantastically spectacular movie i have ever seen...well well well worth a viewing, and repeat viewings, if only to try and figure out the following conundrums: 1. Why does the villain wear a blonde woman's wig? 2. Why does the ninja attack a man with several guns with a slingshot + folded piece of paper? 3. Why does he have a Garfield phone??? 4. Crabs???!! 5. HARRY and BARRY the ninjas????????and a camouflage ninja-suit?(genius) What a movie...And I love his tennis suit, which he wears during morning ninja-workouts. And the amazing special effects, such as reversing a backflip off a ledge to make it look like a frontflip onto said ledge...
drstrangelove_atombomb
NINJA TERMINATOR is such a great film! When me and my friends get home on a Saturday morning after being out all Friday night, we love to watch it and laugh our arses off. My personal favourite part is the cemetery scene when the camera is focused on a big pile of dirt instead of the 2 characters having a conversation about their dead brother. There are so many amazing parts. The robot, the Garfield phone, slicing up melons, the unnecessary fire poi shots. favourite quote from the film? When Jaguar Wong asks for a cigarette, his kidnapper says "ok. Afterall, it's unlikely you'll contract lung cancer and die before i kill you!" This film is a piece of art. Absolute genius! Not sure if Godfrey Ho intended it to be like this but I'm glad it is. If you like films that are so bad they're good, check out Troll 2!