Skunkyrate Gripping story with well-crafted characters

Myron Clemons A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.

Kien Navarro Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

Freeman This film is so real. It treats its characters with so much care and sensitivity.

georgekwatson No spoiler, the title is extremely accurate. A tremendous cheeze-ball B- movie that delivers every tumid, vacuous thing the lowest part of one's brain desires. There's (primarily)large firearm based violence coupled with copious amounts of full-frontal nun-udity. The nuns are young, attractive and play their parts with aplomb. This kill-em-all revenge flick otherwise follows the expected, pedestrian course through to it's complete end. A stout 6, the highest rating I will give to a B movie.

richieandsam NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNSI like cheesy B-movies... I even like the really bad cheesy B-movies... but this was terrible!The movie is about a nun who works in a drug factory, but then gets forced into taking drugs and turned into a prostitute. She get's away and goes for revenge on everyone who is involved.The story is terrible... there really is not much of a plot at all. It is all put together quite badly. There were times where I thought the makers of this movie were ripping off Desperado. Some of it was quite similar, but with a woman this time.I know the movie is called Nude Nuns with Big Guns, so I was expecting nudity... but the nudity in this really went to the next level. And some of the sex scenes could have been considered soft porn. A lot of it was completely unnecessary.The acting was quite bad, but this is part comedy so maybe it was acted out this way on purpose. The main character, Sister Sarah, was played by Asun Ortega. She did a good job mostly. Probably the best actress in the whole movie. The rest of the cast were so over the top at times, but it was funny in places. Other cast members were David Castro, Aycil Yeltan, Emma Messenger and Xango Henry. Xango Henry played Kick Stand. Kick Stand is a disturbed character who does some really bad things... but he has some of the best lines in the movie. He was hilarious at times.There are some brutal rape scenes throughout the film too. I found some of these were slightly uncomfortable to watch. At times these scenes took away the comedy element to the movie and were a bit too stretched out.I can fully understand that this film is completely offensive to Christians. This film seems to show no respect to the church or their beliefs. Just remember though that it is only just a movie.This is a film that was on for about 90 minutes, but felt a lot longer. It was bad from beginning to end. The nudity was too much. The killings were average. The rape scenes were horrible. The sex scenes were pointless, but there were some great one liners that kept us entertained and laughing.I will give this film 2 out of 10. A really bad movie that I have no intention to see again. I am shocked to say that the end of the movie makes it look like a sequel is on its way. Shame!"I'm gonna nail you harder than Jesus was nailed to the cross"For more reviews, please like my Facebook page:https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ordinary-Person-Movie- Reviews/456572047728204?ref=hl

tikiparrot1066 Nude Nuns with Big Guns is not as violent as Tarantino's Django Unchained, but it certainly is funnier.The flick is absolutely plausible to anyone who was assaulted by Crazy Bob, a monk who taught and battered students in Baltimore. The violence is so intense that it is clearly ironic, making the movie humorous.The producers probably intended to create a cult classic, and to ease the bruised memories of Catholic criminal contacts of the past. With a budget of $200,000 the product, seen in perspective, pleases those with a sense of humor. The photography is workmanlike. The lighting is professional. The script is well written and leaves a smile on your face. The ending is the funniest part of the movie. I can't ethically spoil that. You'll have to view the movie for yourself.

Neil Welch There can only be two possible reasons for a film to bear the title Nude Nuns With Big Guns. One is that the person doing the naming suffers from some sort of severe mental illness - let us hope that this is not the case, for the film is not bad enough for me to wish that on someone. The other is that the makers are going for some sort of post-modern irony, a satirical commentary on audience taste, born out by a movie taking a gleeful delight in both revelling in and spoofing the elements summoned up in the title. Tarantino is good at this, so they tell me (I don't believe his publicity to the extent that he does, so my particular jury is still out on that one). The people behind Nude Nuns With Big Guns are not Tarantino.This film (which, let's be clear from the start, does indeed include both Nude Nuns and Big Guns) is professionally assembled. The camera is securely mounted on a tripod, scenes are well lit, shots are nicely composed, the film is in focus and the sound is clear. The acting is over the top, but it is supposed to be. There is lots of spurting blood. To that extent, all well and good.But the story and script let everything down. Where there should be a sly smirk underlying the events, there is clodhopping gracelessness and a complete absence of wit. Sadly, this film simply isn't very good.