Colibel Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.

Smartorhypo Highly Overrated But Still Good

Dorathen Better Late Then Never

Huievest Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

humbugfilms From the first fake boob jiggle as the spaceship crashed to the final naked dance scene this film never failed to please. It's play on the absurdity of American Pop Culture mixed with the exceptionally sexy Misty Mundae made this film a joy to watch. It's a wonderful testament to the inventiveness and pioneering spirit of B-Movie film-making. It succeeds in mocking its source material, its audience, and itself all at the same time. It also delivers on the flesh, though, at times it almost seems to be mocking sex as well as everything else.A must see for any fan of the genre. Misty Mundae, you are a goddess. Keep 'em comin'.

saireeea Mindy Mundae stars in this flick about....well chicks and apes. The movie is so incredibly bad that it needed a second viewing by myself (for laughs).During this flick you will see bad lesbian action, so bad, that watching your mom kiss your little sister goodbye will give you a hard on more than this flick will. The chicks featured in this film, are not good looking and some even sport some new scars from breast surgery....but hey not to worry because there is an animated disco ball that appears every now and then when the bad actors are not trying to make out that takes your mind off of what could have been the soft core porn of the century. There is no plot. There is no reason to watch it but if bad soft core porns are up the alley for you....hey you got yourself a movie.

EJB This is right up there with Manos, The Hands of Fate and Monster A-Go Go as one of the worst movies ever! That aside, it is so funny (because it is so bad) that I was shaken out of my state of shock and horror that this thing found its way onto cable tv. Ed Wood would have been proud (because this director makes him look like Orson Welles).P.S. I would like to point out a few facts that don't seem to get too much discussion: 1.) The Humans (who are all white) don't have souls because they can't dance and the apes are good dancers. 2.) At one point the pink, gay ape (you have to see it for yourself) says, "Monkey Please" to another ape and we all know what the word monkey is replacing in that statement.Just a little food for thought...........

Dr. Gore *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*I bought this DVD for two reasons. One, to see what all the fuss was about Misty Mundae. I've seen her advertised in many straight to video erotic movies and I had to see what she could bring to the party. Two, to see if Ape woman Debbie Rochon gets naked. I am sad to report that there is no Ape-human sex scene. In fact, I'm not even sure why they bothered with the Planet of the Apes angle at all. Why no Ape boobies? That would have been classic. But what is really interesting about this flick is Misty Mundae. Why is she being sold as a sex goddess? I had to find out.First off, Misty Mundae is the whitest woman I have ever seen. She is ghost white. Almost transparent. She should think about getting some sun. When I look at her, the phrase "Sex bomb" is not what enters my mind. Let's cut to it. She ain't hot. Her hair is flat and dull. She has no breasts! NONE! Her skin is so white it glows in the dark. So why all the hubbub about Mundae?Because Misty Mundae gets naked a lot and has sex with every woman she sees. OK. That's a good thing. Also, among the entire cast, she's the only one trying to act. I suspect the producers went to the local strip club and had a casting call for Horny Stripper 1, 2, 3, and 4 to fill out the rest of the cast. My favorite stripper/actress/softcore porn treat was the one named wonder Anoushka. She was the horniest of all the strippers. She ruled this planet.So basically "Play-mate of the Apes" comes down to six or seven scenes of softcore sex mushed together with some story of humans dancing to prove their worth to the Apes. Seriously. I chuckled at a few spots. As a softcore romp, it's pretty good. Whenever you hear the music kick in, you'll know that nakedness is on the way. Why blast music over the top of every sex scene? Half the fun is listening to the women moan with pleasure. In conclusion, I really don't know how Misty Mundae has carved out a piece of the erotic jungle for herself. Maybe I'm too much of a breast man to understand. But I have to give her credit for the amount of sex she has on the Planet of the Horny Strippers.