PiraBit if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

Motompa Go in cold, and you're likely to emerge with your blood boiling. This has to be seen to be believed.

Billie Morin This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows

Juana what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

rodolphovictordalmo I'm in love with the Porta dos Fundos. The film, before it debuts, It reminded me of Monty Python. I did not live the English troupe, but I love the skits and the movies are great. I thought I'd have the same with Contrato Vitalício, but it was the biggest disappointment of my life in theaters. Few things make me laugh, and the Fund Gate channel is one of those things I'm addicted to. The movie is not funny, it does not even come close to the channel's worst video. I would not recommend it to anyone, quite the opposite. I do not miss the opportunity to talk so much that this movie sucks. I wanted my movie money back when I left the room. I hope one day, the Porta will do something really decent, that will make my eyes shine like in Bryan's Life.

Miguel Neto Porta dos Fundos: Contrato Vitalício is a film of a Brazilian group called Back Door, I never watched, the more I know of the existence, I have been watching Back Door: Lifetime Contract thinking I would enjoy myself, how I was wrong, it is a the worst 2016 films, and one of the worst already Brazilian films made, the cast is OK, more the acting is very weak, the actor Fabio Porchat may be the one who makes an acceptable operation, the direction is very weak, the film ta far from being funny, I do not gave no laughter in the film, the script is bad, the film had potential, most unfortunately is horrible, the Funds Port: Lifetime Contract is one of the worst Brazilian films already made, I do not recommend. Note 1,0

Victoria Luise How boring movie! It never ends! Fabio is not a convincing actor! He must study hard to stop being an amateur (which may compensate for the absence of talent). An annoyance, a total failure! Framework, lights, costumes, scenery, even the soundtrack totally don't work well! It demonstrates how the industry of Brazilian cinema is getting decadent. Plot without rhyme or reason! constant and successive chronological failures! Dialogues occur gibberish, bad jokes, absurdly silly scenes! Without the political shortcuts of the Ministry of culture that everyone knows it is hard to believe that this don't should give a loss! The Brazilian filmmakers have much to learn from Indian cinema if they want to evolve.