Incannerax What a waste of my time!!!

ThiefHott Too much of everything

Matcollis This Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.

Livestonth I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible

FlashCallahan Years ago, a mysterious serial-killer caused panic on Crippen High School. The killer was never caught. A movie company has decided to make a feature movie about these events - on location, at the now abandoned school. But when members of cast and crew begin to disappear without a trace, it seems as if history is repeating itself...I have a thing for early eighties horror movies that are not franchises, most are throwaway, silly, but watchable in a campy sort of way.This detracts a lot of the fun in favour of trying to be something a little different. Like Aprils Fools Day, it's trying to be a little post modern, ironic even, as at this time in the decade, horror movies were rife, but it fails miserably.Yes Clooney is in it, but hey, the guy had to start somewhere, and he does very little in this.Its. to very scary, it's certainly not funny, but it does make you yearn for something like Scream, and make you appreciate decent horror movie that were made in the eighties...

disdressed12 there was this little gem.it's a horror spoof,and it worked for me.i found it amusing.there were some great one liners in the film.Scream owes a fair debt to this movie,as does the Scary Movie franchise.you may not laugh yourself into a stupor,but you'll probably chuckle a lot.i'm actually very surprised at the low rating(3.8)this movie has on this site.i would rate it much higher.people complain about the bad acting,but i think that was intentional.for me,i had a good time watching it and wood watch it again.incidentally,it's not a sequel to the 1974 movie Horror High.in fact it has nothing to do with that movie at all.for me,Return to Horror High is a 6/10

HumanoidOfFlesh A low-budget slasher movie is being made at the closed-down Crippen High,a school where several bloody murders took place five years before.Unfortunately the killer,maybe the same one that was never apprehended,is going to spill more blood.I kind of enjoyed "Return to Horror High" and I must add that I am not a fan of mixing horror with comedy.The killer's costume looks almost identical to that of the Ghostface in Wes Craven's horror hit "Scream,".The film works as a cheesy slasher flick and doesn't really work as a slapstick comedy filled with flat jokes.The so-called twist ending doesn't make any sense whatsoever and there are some huge plot holes.George Clooney has the small cameo role in this film and he is the first one to be slaugthered.6 out of 10.

HAWKEYE PU!This was absolutely the WORST movie of all time! The only thing gory about this movie is from all of the viewers that poked out their own eyes after watching it! Sadly it is the BEST thing George Clooney has EVER done! Gee, I wonder why Maureen McCormick has such a great career?(!) You'll need to light a scented candle and two cans of air freshener to get the stink of this movie out of your house! AVOID wasting your money on this piece of crap!What were Vince Edwards and Alex Rocco thinking when they agreed to be in this turkey?!