Blucher
One of the worst movies I've ever seen
SoftInloveRox
Horrible, fascist and poorly acted
TaryBiggBall
It was OK. I don't see why everyone loves it so much. It wasn't very smart or deep or well-directed.
Deanna
There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.
Michael Ledo
Two couples traveling cross country opt to take in the sights via a rural road. When they stop to see the "Elvis Rock" their vehicle gets stolen and they are at the mercy of the locals of Spaulding, most likely a town named for Captain Spaulding.Fight, kill, tie-up, escape. kill, get re-captured, fight kill, etc . We have seen these types before and done better. The characters in this film are bland Might be better off getting the 40th anniversary edition of TCM and watching it again.Guide: F-bomb, sex, attempted rape. No nudity.
chrismackey1972
OK, first of all, what the heck was up with them playing the music while the people were talking in the beginning? It was really kinda hard to hear what they were saying. It's called background music, because it's supposed to be in the background, not the foreground drowning out the dialogue. That was really annoying! Anyway, the movie begins with four people - two guys, two girls - and they're driving through a deserted, underused road across the desert, maybe in Arizona. They take a detour, stop off at a place called Elvis Rocks, and they walk away from the car. Stupidly, the driver left the key in the ignition. Seriously, who does that? A stupid character in a slasher movie, of course. :D Cliché alert: As the group is returning to the jeep, somebody gets in and drives away, leaving the group stranded. Damn! So original. The girl with the glasses runs down and says "What happened?" even though she had a good view from the top of the hill. I guess those glasses aren't working for her.They walk until the find the house of Nancy and Harold, two people who give the creepy vibe. The group stays for dinner and then they meet Jed, the sheriff. He tells them it'll take a day or two to get their car back, and Nancy and Harold agree to host the group until then. During the night, one of the guys hears a saw from the barn of death muahahaha.The next day while scouting around the town, they go into a shop and they are all knocked unconscious and tied up. Then, the fun begins on their journey to death. Muahahahahahahaha. I can't say anything else without giving away spoilers.The storyline isn't original, and there are clichés in this. That's not the problem. The acting was...not good. The atmoshpere and sets were good enough for what the story demanded.Luke told Dan, "If you see anything you don't like, you tell me." Luke, I don't like this movie! lol
dadatuuexx
Guy;s,i;m sorry,and so was this cardboard movie.I can sit thru nearly any bad film , most of the time.Sometimes even without hitting the F.F. button.Watching this one was like eating un-cooked oatmeal ,on stale whitebread.I cant even really say what was the worst things about this fart-blower....bad story ,bad acting ,bad writing ,bad actors ,bad effects ....bad dog ! .As i kept forcing myself to this visual beating ,i got the feeling it was some shoddy flick,made in ? country,because of the odd voice-overs,and lack of feelings,or emotion from the actors.I;ve heard better "hill-billy" done in Asian kung-fu movies.No hot chicks ,no cool gore ,no real action,...no way ! unless someone pays you to watch this ,or you want people to leave your place A.S.A.F.P. ,do yourself a solid ,and do something else...like pull your own teeth ,mow the lawn ,hell,mow your buddy;s lawn...i think you get the point.I looked in a mirror ,and gave myself a stern cussing ! ! ! - avoid !
Raelawler-115-673463
We're fairly forgiving when it comes to horrors but this film is one of the worst films we have ever seen, and I've watched 10 minutes of Spice Girls The Movie. Terrible acting, terrible story. It wasn't even so bad it was good, or humorous. It's just bad. That's time we'll never get back. I could have spent a more enjoyable 90 minutes scrubbing mould off our shed. We weren't expecting an Oscar winning performance but this even fell short of our pessimistic expectations. It was predictable, boring with such stupid characters you feel they actually deserve whatever happens to them. They could not find their way out of a wet paper bag! Can safely say it starts off mediocre and continues to spiral downhill. As we have a sense of civic duty, we felt we should warn others.