GurlyIamBeach
Instant Favorite.
KnotStronger
This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.
Bergorks
If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.
Guillelmina
The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.
wes-connors
During the opening credits, a shark that can swim in the sand jumps out and eats some motorcyclists. There are more attacks and people fear the "Sand Sharks". However, "White Sands" mayor's son Corin Nemec (as Jimmy Greenburg) wants to impress his father with a festival on the beach. Buxom blonde Brooke Hogan (as Sandy Powers) explains the physics of shark-swimming. It's easier when the sand is damp, she explains. Stout lawman Eric Scott Woods (as John Stone) advises Mr. Nemec to cancel the beach party. Deputy sister Vanessa Evigan (as Brenda) provides Nemec with a romantic scene. This wretched revision of "Jaws" (1975) is lifted slightly by a sense of humor, especially toward the end. A basic level of competence among the personnel is often absent.** Sand Sharks (12/7/11) Mark Atkins ~ Corin Nemec, Brooke Hogan, Eric Scott Woods, Vanessa Evigan
funkyfresh91
I love these stupid movies, especially the ones that go out of their way to make no sense. They don't take themselves seriously in the least, they know exactly what you expect when you watch one. Its all corny one-liners, wacky characters, babes, and of course campy monster-violence. The rest of this review should just be that sentence over and over: corny one-liners, wacky characters, babes and campy monster-violence- that's it! I wanted to review this one because it was particularly good, and I've seen my fair share. I'll be reviewing more soon, but since this one I've seen some terrible SyFy originals (Mongolian Death-Worm, unfortunately, Ba'al the Storm God, list goes on) but this one rocked. Spend two hours in HILARIOUS nonsense land, and brace yourself for the most OBVIOUS, IDIOTIC climax you've ever seen. SAND SHARKS!(so sand sharks DO become land sharks!)
highwaytourist
I suppose that since this film has neither the talent or budget to be good, they tried to make it enjoyable awful. Well, they succeeded in the awful part. The biggest flaw is that you'll know how this turns out after watching the first 10 minutes. The writer doesn't have any idea how to write an interesting or exciting scene. This really was horrible, even if the idea had some promise. There are also some really bad lines, lame acting, and ludicrous special effects. This is the kind of show the Sci Fi Channel plays late at night when they think that no one who is sober is watching. The only person of note who appears is Brooke Hogan, who must have been desperate for the exposure since her reality show flopped. Perhaps the sequel will star Paris Hilton.
Maddie Movie
It was awesome. I liked Jimmy. He is a goof ball, but he is funny and he makes me laugh. I hope they put the movie back on Netflix because it's such a great movie. I also like the lady who has blonde hair. She was helpful. To the people who wrote bad reviews, you don't know anything about good movies. I think it was really cool how the sharks swim in sand. My favorite part was the shark swimming in the grass at the end. When Jimmy sang "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" to attract the attention of the sharks, I was laughing my head off. He sacrificed himself to save the others. He was a real hero. If you get the chance, rent/buy this movie. It is a lot of fun.
